Your Most Witty Response to...

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  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I just tell them you need to dance under a full moon wearing nothing but clown shoes and a pink tutu,while shaking chicken bones and chanting UNGA BUNGA for at least 15 minutes
  • bikermike5094
    bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
    the wife said take it off you, or keep it off me...
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
    ...that hated question:

    How did you do it?!?!?! XD

    Bend over and I'll show ya!!! :tongue:
  • jenny95662
    jenny95662 Posts: 997 Member
    drinking my first urine of the day lmao gets them everytime
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    Crack...
  • kellybug123
    kellybug123 Posts: 240
    It's those dang Ninja battles I keep running into some how

    I was practicing running from Zombies and some of the fat just started falling off....I wouldn't walk behind me if I was you....it's still falling

    Well....first I tried dealing with my weight as an anorexic did, but then I remembered I liked food too much. So then I tried to go the behlemic route, turns out I REALLY hate throwing up. After that I decided to get really serious and starting exercising and making better decisions when it came to food.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    ...that hated question:

    How did you do it?!?!?! XD

    "It' is always done in the nude, or at least with all necessary parts exposed. Please don't ask with whom because I never kiss and tell.
  • MrsFarrow
    MrsFarrow Posts: 326 Member
    Here's a typical response from me to ANY stupid question:

    How'd you do it?

    Do what?

    Lose weight!

    What do you...HOLY GOD ALMIGHTY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.


    Last time I got my arm tattooed, a co-worker goes "Did you get a tattoo?" I went "No?" Which of course prompted an odd look. They went "You're kidding, nice joke, what's on your arm then?" I freaked out for like 5 minutes with a bunch of WHAT THE HELL I SHOULDN'T HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP WHO THE HELL WOULD TATTOO SOMEONE WHO WAS ASLEEP GOD ALMIGHTY I'M SO ANGRY GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
  • sesecat
    sesecat Posts: 124 Member
    the wife said take it off you, or keep it off me...

    ROFL!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I sawed off a limb...without morphine!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    ...that hated question:

    How did you do it?!?!?! XD
    Gloves, mini vac, and I bury the bodies in a remote place
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Cancer.
  • czechsmate
    czechsmate Posts: 556 Member
    the wife said take it off you, or keep it off me...

    :bigsmile: :laugh: that is freaking hilarious!
  • coloradocuppiecake
    coloradocuppiecake Posts: 129
    Dont forget the pliers and blow torch to remove teeth and fingerprints.
  • SarabellPlus3
    SarabellPlus3 Posts: 496 Member
    Love the meth, and the "what do you mean?" type responses!

    I go with the simplest, b/c I think that sends the point home the best, you know? The fact that it really IS just that simple answer. Uh, duh. You know? "I ate less, and exercised more." sometimes with a bit of a "duh" look on my face, b/c seriously, duh. LOL I always wonder what people want to hear?
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    Tape worm
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    I emptied my colostomy bag.
  • mmuzzatti
    mmuzzatti Posts: 704 Member
    What makes you think I did it? Why do I get blamed for everything! Who told you I did it? She told me she was 18!
  • ScotsLenny
    ScotsLenny Posts: 139 Member
    a sharp knife and a good vacum
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    I tried just saying 'I ate less' but everyone just kept adding 'And moved more' or 'but healthier', neither of which was true. Now I say 'I used an app' and no one wants to believe that either.... Ah well...
  • skinnnyxoxo
    skinnnyxoxo Posts: 210 Member
    I seriously don't even know how I did it. Haha.
  • kaleigh91
    kaleigh91 Posts: 39
    how can you not?

    xx
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