I farted so hard my boobs shook!

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  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
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    I farted so hard my boobs shook!
    Won't my Mommy be so proud of me???

    i keep thinking this could be the beginning of a children's song written by AC/DC
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
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    Wow that is seriously impressive. 11 on a scale of 1-10

    Thank God it wasn't on a scale of 1 - brown.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    Wow that is seriously impressive. 11 on a scale of 1-10

    Thank God it wasn't on a scale of 1 - brown.

    How about 2 - Green? I don't believe 1's should even register as a rating in anything.
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
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    Ma'am, we're going to have to ask you to step away from the beans and broccoli. :sick:
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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  • chocolatefairey
    chocolatefairey Posts: 97
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    Excellent!

    That is some impressive stuff! :)
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    At least it wasn't a shart that made your boobs shake
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
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    At least it wasn't a shart that made your boobs shake

    1st rule of shart club.....
  • chrissym78
    chrissym78 Posts: 628 Member
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    nice:laugh:
  • FORKDOWN
    FORKDOWN Posts: 1,754
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    You have not acheived greatness until you have farted "Swaney River"


    (sorry for the spelling...kind of)
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    Shockwaves!!!!!
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    My theory is proven.
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    At least it wasn't a shart that made your boobs shake

    1st rule of shart club.....

    You don't need to speak about it because everyone will find out when you bend over.
  • jayb123x
    jayb123x Posts: 138
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    A friends wife swears she has never farted in her entire life. Ever.
    Every theory I have ever had about women and not farting is blown out the window today.
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
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    A friends wife swears she has never farted in her entire life. Ever.
    Every theory I have ever had about women and not farting is blown out the window today.

    If her cheeks flap in the wind and nobody hears it, did she fart?
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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    Very impressive!!! When I fart I usually lift 6-8 inches off my chair, kinda like a mini blast off.
  • Liquid741
    Liquid741 Posts: 292 Member
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    gif or it didnt happen!
  • JennsLosing
    JennsLosing Posts: 1,026
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  • ThinspiredButterfly
    ThinspiredButterfly Posts: 176 Member
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    AHAHAHA farting is funny :] especially if they're wet ones :]]
  • spaztastic13
    spaztastic13 Posts: 229
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    Beano!!!!!!!! Hahahaha

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