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FOR SALE!

Moofey
Moofey Posts: 444
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
FOR SALE!

Love handles! Perfect for making jeans or a desirable size difficult to get into. Horrible looking in any outfit! Please let me know if you are interested?

Oh along with that, I will throw in the fluffy marshmellowy layer of flub that is preventing that amazing six pack from showing through!

(Just for laughs!)

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  • joybell32
    joybell32 Posts: 252 Member
    I also have that, along with some "bat wing" arms. :noway:

    i will not be selling mine, instead i am trying to give mine away!
  • Moofey
    Moofey Posts: 444
    Haha, the price is it goes off of my body onto yours! Lol!
  • JoAnn73
    JoAnn73 Posts: 161 Member
    LMAO!! Im GIVING MINES AWAY!!!
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    I've got three chins that I no longer need... Gently used, recently cleaned, from a smoke free home
  • Enginette
    Enginette Posts: 123 Member
    TOO FUNNY! Love this post!
  • KateHubb
    KateHubb Posts: 366 Member
    Stretch marks for sale! Must go ASAP. Actually I'm willing to do free to a good home! :laugh:
  • lemonadem
    lemonadem Posts: 398 Member
    LOL! I don't want any them- take your wares somewhere else!

    No soliciting here please!
    :noway:
  • HopefulLeigh
    HopefulLeigh Posts: 363 Member
    Thunder thighs going for best offer. Perfect for making any dress look like crap!
  • Moofey
    Moofey Posts: 444
    Thunder thighs going for best offer. Perfect for making any dress look like crap!
    This made me laugh!
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    You're not supposed to be selling anything on MFP threads:ohwell: Mike is gonna be pissed:frown:
  • I've got three chins that I no longer need... Gently used, recently cleaned, from a smoke free home

    haha...recently cleaned....:laugh:
  • Moofey
    Moofey Posts: 444
    You're not supposed to be selling anything on MFP threads:ohwell: Mike is gonna be pissed:frown:

    Aww.... :(
  • Muffin top...non eatable!
  • HopefulLeigh
    HopefulLeigh Posts: 363 Member
    Muffin top...non eatable!

    Bwahahaha! I wish my body would eat my muffin top.
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