For MOST of you brides out there....too funny!

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Enginette
Enginette Posts: 123 Member
My Mom sent me this joke today and I literally laughed out loud. I am sure many of you brides-to-be could relate to this situation, so I thought I'd share:

HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS *****

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.

Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even
her parents nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear,
and wouldbe the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn
that herfather's new, young wife had bought the exact
same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to
exchange it, but she refused. Absolutely not! I look like a
millionbucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it, she
replied.


Jennifer told her mother who graciously said,
''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all,
it's your special day.''

A few days later, they went shopping, and did
find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her
mother,

''Aren't you going to return the other dress?
You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course
I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night
BEFORE the wedding.''

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