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sarahmaryfearnley
sarahmaryfearnley Posts: 366 Member
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Hubby totally got me with this one today via text message.

What Kind of bees come around at Halloween?

uh, ????

Boo Bees.

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  • Captain_Mal
    Captain_Mal Posts: 945 Member
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    My son asked me this one the other day.


    What sort of music does a mummy listen to?

    Wrap music, duh! :tongue:
  • Jennypins
    Jennypins Posts: 90 Member
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    Funny! Here's one of my favs I got in an email once:

    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

    Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another false alarm and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, “What the heck is going on here?”

    The drunk, still staring down replied, “I think I just beat the **** out of a ghost.”"
  • MamaBear57
    MamaBear57 Posts: 336 Member
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    LOL....that was good.
  • Hattie2879
    Hattie2879 Posts: 131
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    One of my favorites:

    What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

    Bam-Boo.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    Funny! Here's one of my favs I got in an email once:

    An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.

    Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another false alarm and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

    In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.

    A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

    As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up and asked, “What the heck is going on here?”

    The drunk, still staring down replied, “I think I just beat the **** out of a ghost.”"

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ilovedeadlifts
    ilovedeadlifts Posts: 2,923 Member
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    loled at the ghost one
  • Jennypins
    Jennypins Posts: 90 Member
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    What do you get when you cross Frosty the Snowman and Dracula?

    Frostbite.
  • Andythefitfamilyman
    Andythefitfamilyman Posts: 420
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    If there frost on the pumpkin thats the time for ****ie dunken
  • Asiral
    Asiral Posts: 133
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    Why cant ghosts have babies?



    .....BECAUSE THEY HAVE HALLOW-WEENIES :P

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