I am going to save your life....

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  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    Lastly..if you finally DO manage to get a few gunshots into the bad guy....never, never put the gun down on the ground and turn your back to him!

    HE'S NOT DEAD YET!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Don't bring a video camera into the woods. Also, if you find a little packet of sticks with a finger inside of it just outside your tent, RUN AWAY!
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
    Don't go swimming in a lake. Or a pool. Especially at night. Don't even take a shower. For starters, it means you're either naked or provocatively dressed.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    If you are being chased, never lean against the wall when you think you lost him. He’ll just pop through and kill you
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    If you can imagine yourself on the nightly news talking about your neighbor, and the first words are "He was such a quiet man", Do NOT go to any parties or bbqs at his house!
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    NEVER run up the stairs when you are scared, hear a creep sound whatever. You will die.
  • DawnOBRN
    DawnOBRN Posts: 290 Member
    Stop asking "Hello?!? Is anybody there?!?" While tip-toeing around. Turn your azz around and get the F outta there.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    If you are fleeing from a killer or supernatural being and you see a cop car, run right by it. There are three possible ways that things will turn out if you try to get the cops attention and none are good:

    A. The cop is already dead in some gruesome way that will cause you to scream and alert the killer/monster as to where you are.

    B. The cop will probably end up dead as he tries to help you, this will only distract the killer away from you for a few seconds, but chances are you will end up getting killed anyway.

    C. The supernatural being has assumed the form of a cop and just when you
    think you are safe…he will kill you.
  • Alice230
    Alice230 Posts: 66 Member
    Make sure to have a lot of Twinkies
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,251 Member
    Remeber when running away You dont have to be fast you just have to be faster than your friends.
    And if you in an accident and scary people to your BF/GF/SO DONT FOLLOW THEM just go to the NExt town over and get the cops. Your love one would have wanted you to survive anyway.:drinker:
  • cheekydeeky
    cheekydeeky Posts: 146 Member
    Stop asking "Hello?!? Is anybody there?!?" While tip-toeing around. Turn your azz around and get the F outta there.

    I was sooo gonna say this!!! :)
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,331 Member
    If you hear a strange sound coming from another room dont go over to investigate just GET THE F*&K OUT OF THE HOUSE RUN!!!!
  • Booboo78
    Booboo78 Posts: 169 Member
    Make sure your car has enough petrol and a spare tyre.

    And forgodsakes, just use a bleedin' Satnav! Don't get lost in sinister looking misty woodland, you don't get killed by sinister looking misty woodland monster/serial killer/zombie.

    Also, NEVER take the shortcut!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    I read a story yesterday where a woman died alone in her house with only her cat. A police officer who went in to investigate came out shortly and said that the cat had already gotten to her. It went on to explain that house cats have a survival instinct that kicks in when their owners die, and they will eat parts of them in order to live because they cease to recognize their owners as people and more as a food source.

    Moral of the story, always feed your cat, or be careful not to take long naps around them when they are hungry.
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    I read a story yesterday where a woman died alone in her house with only her cat. A police officer who went in to investigate came out shortly and said that the cat had already gotten to her. It went on to explain that house cats have a survival instinct that kicks in when their owners die, and they will eat parts of them in order to live because they cease to recognize their owners as people and more as a food source.

    Moral of the story, always feed your cat, or be careful not to take long naps around them when they are hungry.

    The hell with that...the moral of the story is GET A DOG, or better yet, a hamster or something in a cage!
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
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  • Booboo78
    Booboo78 Posts: 169 Member
    On the same note, this is why you should never follow your cute liitle fluffy pet cat/dog into some perilious situation, spooky house, aforementioned misty woodland, shark infested waters, etc - because of their primal survival skills, they will make it on their own and simply saunter home, expecting their dinner.

    You, on the other hand, won't!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Bah...pic is too big...let's try this one...

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  • cheekydeeky
    cheekydeeky Posts: 146 Member
    Bah...pic is too big...let's try this one...

    21-698x545.jpg

    how'd u get a pic of my zombie shelter?!
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