ugh! my dog

What's the problem? I eat the hair that I pull from my brush...it's tasty.

It would be easier to list the good habits he has, it would be a shorter list. My dog like to get into dirty clothes hampers, he loves dirty socks(eww, gross!) He also will chew any kind of writing implement he finds on the floor, very dangerous for him on my carpet!!

my dog likes to eat my panties...

My dog farts... and it smells horrific.

Come on now...don't blame the dog.

Yeah . . . my dog loves to, proudly, carry the kitty roca in her mouth around the house and stash it when we aren't looking and proceed to eat it later. It's disgusting and luckily we are able to catch her in the act when we are home.
Otherwise, sometimes when we get home she's left it near the door on a dark carpet for us to not see and step in.
. . . little ****.

OMG I LOVE your signature!!

My dog farts... and it smells horrific.

Come on now...don't blame the dog.

LOL Hey, I take credit for my farts!!!

Ooooo.... I like you.

I, too, always claim them. Otherwise, it would be like Picasso not signing his paintings.

Oh, this is my kind of post.

Harley Quinn (my profile pic says it all, right?) sneaks pinecones in the house and leaves thousands of tiny splinters stuck in the couch (only in my spot though) and is notorious for eating bandaids and paper towels if she can reach them.

Rogue likes cat litter (not poo or piddle, fresh litter only.) and is the ringleader of our pack-she learned how to get into our trash can (50lbs with a heavy wooden lid) and snatch food off of cabinets while we're gone (because our dogs aren't allowed in the kitchen).

Parker has a lovely habit of piddling on the side of the bathtub and refusing to poo outside unless he gets a 6-10 mile walk first (SO not happening at 11:30pm) so he leaves us a little gift in the center of the living room nightly.

And that's not all. I have 2 cats.

Ziva thinks it's SO FUN to knock things off of cabinets (such as glass and ceramic sculptures that we are always CERTAIN she can't get to) to get attention and also likes to rub cat hair al over your wet face when you get out of the shower.

Suki never has more fun than when she's attacking Ziva, me, my dogs, or my fiance and delights in us being ill or hurt (i never hear that cat pur unless i have the flu).

All three dogs also have a thing about dragging a bag of potatos into the living room and chewing half off of every single one. Then they throw up potato pieces on the furniture. They are also horrible to walk on a leash, because they are all under the impression that people/animals/leaves/bushes/grass/hedges are dangerous to me and they have to go monkey-crap crazy every time these things move, be it due to wind or something else.


So yeah, if hairball ingestion is the worst you've got-you're doing great!

All three dogs also have a thing about dragging a bag of potatos into the living room and chewing half off of every single one. Then they throw up potato pieces on the furniture.

this cracked me up.

It's so bad, i just open my front dorr expecting to see The Great Vegetable Massacre. The best thing that has ever happened was Harley (at about 4-5 months old) ate part of a pen, getting red ink all over her white face/chest/feet. she was laying on top of her front feet like a chicken on a nest and wouldn't move. She obviously thogught i couldn't see the pink splotches on her chin. I can honestly say i can't evne bring myself to get annoyed with them anymore-we just learn weekly what needs to be put up a little higher

My dog farts... and it smells horrific.

Dont worry, I blame the dog too!

My dog Earl is a greyhound. Greyhounds are known for two things, mainly: running fast, and GAS. (You'd think the two would be related. They're not. They're SO not.) Earl can clear a room.

Earl is also a bed hog. Wish we'd known that before we thought it would be "awwwww, so cute!" to let an 80 pound dog sleep with us in our queen-sized bed. He'll stretch all four legs out in front of him and PUSH. Guess who winds up with no covers and one leg halfway off the bed some nights? Yep. The lady who FEEDS the beast in question.

Earl also eats grass. This has interesting consequences when said grass gets to the end of his GI system. I'm going to leave it at that. :noway:

Oh, this is my kind of post.

Harley Quinn (my profile pic says it all, right?) sneaks pinecones in the house and leaves thousands of tiny splinters stuck in the couch (only in my spot though) and is notorious for eating bandaids and paper towels if she can reach them.

Rogue likes cat litter (not poo or piddle, fresh litter only.) and is the ringleader of our pack-she learned how to get into our trash can (50lbs with a heavy wooden lid) and snatch food off of cabinets while we're gone (because our dogs aren't allowed in the kitchen).

Parker has a lovely habit of piddling on the side of the bathtub and refusing to poo outside unless he gets a 6-10 mile walk first (SO not happening at 11:30pm) so he leaves us a little gift in the center of the living room nightly.

And that's not all. I have 2 cats.

Ziva thinks it's SO FUN to knock things off of cabinets (such as glass and ceramic sculptures that we are always CERTAIN she can't get to) to get attention and also likes to rub cat hair al over your wet face when you get out of the shower.

Suki never has more fun than when she's attacking Ziva, me, my dogs, or my fiance and delights in us being ill or hurt (i never hear that cat pur unless i have the flu).

All three dogs also have a thing about dragging a bag of potatos into the living room and chewing half off of every single one. Then they throw up potato pieces on the furniture. They are also horrible to walk on a leash, because they are all under the impression that people/animals/leaves/bushes/grass/hedges are dangerous to me and they have to go monkey-crap crazy every time these things move, be it due to wind or something else.


So yeah, if hairball ingestion is the worst you've got-you're doing great!

jeez i'm so rubbish with computers!! SORRY!!

ment to put after that this made me laugh so much . .my 7 month old puppy is a complete pain in the *kitten* but I love him to bits . . .even though he thinks the bin is his own personal toy box and has trashed my back room on a 'marley and me' level!! wouldnt be same without him

I have 2 female dogs. One likes to hump your leg and the other licks herself constantly.

my dog likes to eat my panties...

This! I will lay out my clothes for after the shower and come out to find she has ran off with my clean underwear!

umm, it's not the clean underwear he goes for, usually...but it happens while I'm in the shower, too