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sweetpunani
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Cause I am tipsy and bored... GO!
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no, you entertain ME !!:laugh:
what did you have to drink tonight ?0 -
Guess that makes two of us....where's the entertainment tonite? I would hate to have to take things into my own hands.0
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UGH one sec and ill get my stripper cloths back on.......0
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Ok....well I like the winter because womens t shirts become much more interesting....ok now it's your turn entertain me now lol0
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no, you entertain ME !!:laugh:
what did you have to drink tonight ?
Menage a trois and now I'm working on some margaritas!0 -
be right there!!0
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UGH one sec and ill get my stripper cloths back on.......
CHOP CHOP!0 -
'I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. '0
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"0 -
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.0
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A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"
damn was that a religious joke lol!0
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