Funny quotes/comments about your eating/workout habits

“I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.”

"What are you doing? What are you searching for?"

"A tablespoon of BBQ sauce"

"Its BBQ sauce"

"I know"

"You're obsessed"

"I know"

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"You ate 3 pieces of cake in 2 days but you cant eat these M & M's"?

"I worked for the cake, I have no time to work for the M & M's"

"You're obsessed"

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"Our show is on"

"PVR it, I gotta go Jillian"

"You're obsessed"

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See a pattern? lol

My favorite comment at the gym: "How do you bend like that?!?!" (said to me while sitting on the floor, legs spread out, nose was touching the mat).

Comment said to my trainer about me: "Does she ever stop?"
Trainer's response: "Not until I tell her to"

LOVE this one!

i've been told to
"stop going to the gym" because my *kitten* is getting bigger
or to "stop eating the way i do" because i'm getting "fat". (bulking right now , so yes, im getting a lil soft)

I had one person ask me how do I have a weight problem with my picky eating, I was like, ummmm I like all the wrong things lol


I was also a vegetarian before I got pregnant with me son and my friend said, "aren't vegetarians skinny" I was like you would be surprised how much you can gain when you get fries every time you go out lol

I was once told that I look like I'm making love to my food when I eat it.

haha I was told the same thing

I then looked into my cheeseburgers eyes and said, oh chheseburger, not in front of the nuggets!!!!

Q: "How come you don't lift weights?"
A: "Because they're heavy!"

"You count your almonds?"

24 in one serving. You bet!!!

"Where do you get your protein?"

Yes, I'm a vegan.

No, I'm not protein deficient. Do I LOOK protein deficient? Do I actually look like I'm deficient in ANYTHING OTHER THAN SELF-CONTROL? :noway:

I was once told that I look like I'm making love to my food when I eat it.

I've been told the same thing. I once burned my junk in a meatloaf, and then the police arrived...

You are a sick man. Did you still eat the meatloaf? LOL

Yes. Yes I am. But the doctor says I am MUCH better now...
And yes, it was delicious, it had a nutty, buttery essence.

I was once told that I look like I'm making love to my food when I eat it.

I guess you should start wearing clothes at the table. LOL

Damn! That's what I forgot. To be fair, my sandwich and I were only in the kissing stage of our relationship when I was told this. It didn't go past that since, well, I ate it.

LOL I have a hard time figuring out how to count broken chips too.

Oldie but goodie: "I'm on a seafood (seefood) diet.. I eat all the food I see."

OH and my dad is vegetarian and someone once asked him that question of: "aren't vegetarians skinny" His response was "remember, pizza can be vegetarian!" X-)


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