Open Letters - FREE THERAPY!
I went to post on the other open letter thread but it was locked.... :noway: :grumble: So I'm starting another one before I explode..... :explode: Feel free to join my therapy session - the doctor is IN! 
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Dear Boss Man,
This is the 33rd time you have asked me where your master barcode list resides in the computer. How about this, why don’t you get off your lazy butt, pick up a pen, get a sticky and WRITE DOWN THE PATH! Why must you torment me?!
I have tried explaining to you how the paths work, but you refuse to listen to me. Refuse to accept the fact that I DO know a little bit about computers. Should I sign you up for a class? Really, if you tell me one more time that your computer messes up your stuff, and you don’t know why you can’t find the files I’m going to scream and walk right out of here. AGAIN, your computer is not out to get you…. It’s a computer. A C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R!!!!!!!!
Also, you are so worried that I’m going to sabotage your precious barcode sheet. Why is that? Have I demonstrated in any way that I am incapable of creating/maintaining a spreadsheet? Do you NOT know that I’m a freak for Excel? Do you NOT remember sending me to the advanced excel seminar just last year? OH, and the answer to your question is NO! YOU CANNOT JUST CHANGE A BARCODE ON A PRODUCT! What the hell do you think our customers will do??
This week has been a week from hell….. “How do I do this?” “How do I do that?” “I don’t understand what the difference between a shortcut and a copy is.” “Why can’t I have multiple copies of the same file?” “I sense you are resistant to learning the purchasing end of the business?” THANK GOD it’s Friday, because I wouldn’t have lasted another day.
I can’t tell you how many duties have been added to my job description since I started working here (still doing both Pam and Bill’s work over here!). You have not given me a raise… In fact you took away my bonus. Give me more work, and take away my bonus. Thanks guy, I really appreciate it.
You are too young for Alzheimer’s…. Do you smoke weed all day? Is that why you’re so forgetful and leave for hours at a time??? What is it? I absolutely do not know how you can be so dense.
Your suicidal, overworked and underpaid employee that you have no respect for,
:grumble: Pip
P.S. You suck :bigsmile:
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OK, I think I feel better now. Still some steam coming from my ears, but I'm not going to do anything drastic anymore! OMG, what a day........... Headache up the wazoo..... :frown:
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Dear Boss Man,
This is the 33rd time you have asked me where your master barcode list resides in the computer. How about this, why don’t you get off your lazy butt, pick up a pen, get a sticky and WRITE DOWN THE PATH! Why must you torment me?!
I have tried explaining to you how the paths work, but you refuse to listen to me. Refuse to accept the fact that I DO know a little bit about computers. Should I sign you up for a class? Really, if you tell me one more time that your computer messes up your stuff, and you don’t know why you can’t find the files I’m going to scream and walk right out of here. AGAIN, your computer is not out to get you…. It’s a computer. A C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R!!!!!!!!
Also, you are so worried that I’m going to sabotage your precious barcode sheet. Why is that? Have I demonstrated in any way that I am incapable of creating/maintaining a spreadsheet? Do you NOT know that I’m a freak for Excel? Do you NOT remember sending me to the advanced excel seminar just last year? OH, and the answer to your question is NO! YOU CANNOT JUST CHANGE A BARCODE ON A PRODUCT! What the hell do you think our customers will do??
This week has been a week from hell….. “How do I do this?” “How do I do that?” “I don’t understand what the difference between a shortcut and a copy is.” “Why can’t I have multiple copies of the same file?” “I sense you are resistant to learning the purchasing end of the business?” THANK GOD it’s Friday, because I wouldn’t have lasted another day.
I can’t tell you how many duties have been added to my job description since I started working here (still doing both Pam and Bill’s work over here!). You have not given me a raise… In fact you took away my bonus. Give me more work, and take away my bonus. Thanks guy, I really appreciate it.
You are too young for Alzheimer’s…. Do you smoke weed all day? Is that why you’re so forgetful and leave for hours at a time??? What is it? I absolutely do not know how you can be so dense.
Your suicidal, overworked and underpaid employee that you have no respect for,
:grumble: Pip
P.S. You suck :bigsmile:
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OK, I think I feel better now. Still some steam coming from my ears, but I'm not going to do anything drastic anymore! OMG, what a day........... Headache up the wazoo..... :frown:
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I went to post on the other open letter thread but it was locked.... :noway: :grumble: So I'm starting another one before I explode..... :explode: Feel free to join my therapy session - the doctor is IN!
_______________________________________________________________________________
Dear Boss Man,
This is the 33rd time you have asked me where your master barcode list resides in the computer. How about this, why don’t you get off your lazy butt, pick up a pen, get a sticky and WRITE DOWN THE PATH! Why must you torment me?!
I have tried explaining to you how the paths work, but you refuse to listen to me. Refuse to accept the fact that I DO know a little bit about computers. Should I sign you up for a class? Really, if you tell me one more time that your computer messes up your stuff, and you don’t know why you can’t find the files I’m going to scream and walk right out of here. AGAIN, your computer is not out to get you…. It’s a computer. A C-O-M-P-U-T-E-R!!!!!!!!
Also, you are so worried that I’m going to sabotage your precious barcode sheet. Why is that? Have I demonstrated in any way that I am incapable of creating/maintaining a spreadsheet? Do you NOT know that I’m a freak for Excel? Do you NOT remember sending me to the advanced excel seminar just last year? OH, and the answer to your question is NO! YOU CANNOT JUST CHANGE A BARCODE ON A PRODUCT! What the hell do you think our customers will do??
This week has been a week from hell….. “How do I do this?” “How do I do that?” “I don’t understand what the difference between a shortcut and a copy is.” “Why can’t I have multiple copies of the same file?” “I sense you are resistant to learning the purchasing end of the business?” THANK GOD it’s Friday, because I wouldn’t have lasted another day.
I can’t tell you how many duties have been added to my job description since I started working here (still doing both Pam and Bill’s work over here!). You have not given me a raise… In fact you took away my bonus. Give me more work, and take away my bonus. Thanks guy, I really appreciate it.
You are too young for Alzheimer’s…. Do you smoke weed all day? Is that why you’re so forgetful and leave for hours at a time??? What is it? I absolutely do not know how you can be so dense.
Your suicidal, overworked and underpaid employee that you have no respect for,
:grumble: Pip
P.S. You suck :bigsmile:
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OK, I think I feel better now. Still some steam coming from my ears, but I'm not going to do anything drastic anymore! OMG, what a day........... Headache up the wazoo..... :frown:0 -
yeah theres a new open free therapy thread going
http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/46823-free-therapy-another-open-letter?page=6
heres the link0 -
Good idea mind if I join.
Dear salesman in the office,
Next time you do not pick up your phone calls when I page you I will tell your customers you were fired for being the retard you are. I will not respond to you in anyway and will pretend you were fired it will make me feel better. I have dreams of you getting fired and someone finally telling you to shut up and your band sucks.:devil:
Stop pretending your desk is a set of drumms and talking our ears off about nothing at all. Keep your noise out of our business. We do not care what you did last night nor do we want to tell you what you did.
You do not need to know who is in every closed door meeting STOP ASKING ME I WILL NOT TELL YOU.:explode:
Still pissed but a little better0 -
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PIP - BREATHE!!! LOL Girl, that was a hilarious rant, and I hope it made you feel better. Stupid people make me feel the same way. What's even worse is when someone DOES right the whole darn thing down and then they dont even bother to LOOK at it, just have you tell them. Yeah, that makes me angry! :grumble: :explode: :mad:
Ok - not that bad, but still. :drinker: 0 -
hahahhaha, thanks babe!
Hey, LOVE your new pic..... lookin' HOT! :smokin: :glasses: :drinker:0 -
Ahhh...this is the perfect day for this. Thank you! I won't get too detailed...
Dear property owner,
You and your husband must be a pair of seriously miserable people. To take a simple issue that, yes, may cost a few hundred dollars, and blow it up into something outrageous thereby stressing me out, demeaning me, talking to my boss about something he knows is normal procedure, and inconveniencing your tenant for days is just ridiculous. You have an investment property. Investment properties require upkeep! Upkeep requires that you put out money from time to time to do so! Get off my back. It's not my fault that things break/need repair/need replacement/etc. It's just my job to let you know of the problems. In the last five years you have gone from crazy mean to super sweet back to crazy mean repeatedly. Did you and your spouse meet at a bi-polar convention!? Get on meds. Stop taking out your issues on me. I feel sorry for you, you miserable (insert explative here).
Sincerely,
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Ahhh...this is the perfect day for this. Thank you! I won't get too detailed...
Dear property owner,
You and your husband must be a pair of seriously miserable people. To take a simple issue that, yes, may cost a few hundred dollars, and blow it up into something outrageous thereby stressing me out, demeaning me, talking to my boss about something he knows is normal procedure, and inconveniencing your tenant for days is just ridiculous. You have an investment property. Investment properties require upkeep! Upkeep requires that you put out money from time to time to do so! Get off my back. It's not my fault that things break/need repair/need replacement/etc. It's just my job to let you know of the problems. In the last five years you have gone from crazy mean to super sweet back to crazy mean repeatedly. Did you and your spouse meet at a bi-polar convention!? Get on meds. Stop taking out your issues on me. I feel sorry for you, you miserable (insert explative here).
Sincerely,
Not Your Punching Bag
HA! Good rant!! You feeling better now???!!! I know I did! We're almost done for the day!! 0 -
Ahhh...this is the perfect day for this. Thank you! I won't get too detailed...
Dear property owner,
You and your husband must be a pair of seriously miserable people. To take a simple issue that, yes, may cost a few hundred dollars, and blow it up into something outrageous thereby stressing me out, demeaning me, talking to my boss about something he knows is normal procedure, and inconveniencing your tenant for days is just ridiculous. You have an investment property. Investment properties require upkeep! Upkeep requires that you put out money from time to time to do so! Get off my back. It's not my fault that things break/need repair/need replacement/etc. It's just my job to let you know of the problems. In the last five years you have gone from crazy mean to super sweet back to crazy mean repeatedly. Did you and your spouse meet at a bi-polar convention!? Get on meds. Stop taking out your issues on me. I feel sorry for you, you miserable (insert explative here).
Sincerely,
Not Your Punching Bag
HA! Good rant!! You feeling better now???!!! I know I did! We're almost done for the day!!
Quite a bit better, actually!
Sadly, though, in the middle of typing that I got another call from another jerk. BAH! I'm off an hour early and heading out of town to visit friends this weekend. THANK GOODNESS!!! 0 -
Quite a bit better, actually! Sadly, though, in the middle of typing that I got another call from another jerk. BAH! I'm off an hour early and heading out of town to visit friends this weekend. THANK GOODNESS!!!
LOL, well have a good weekend! Don't do anything I would!! LOL :laugh:
OMG, just saw that you've lost 70! WTG girl!!!! :drinker: :smokin: :glasses: :smokin: :drinker:0 -
Quite a bit better, actually! Sadly, though, in the middle of typing that I got another call from another jerk. BAH! I'm off an hour early and heading out of town to visit friends this weekend. THANK GOODNESS!!!
LOL, well have a good weekend! Don't do anything I would!! LOL :laugh:
OMG, just saw that you've lost 70! WTG girl!!!! :drinker: :smokin: :glasses: :smokin: :drinker:
Well...my friend told me that she's got gummy bears soaking in vodka. This grosses me out a bit and I don't think they are in my calorie limit BUT it does indicate a bit of how the weekend may go. LOL
Thank you! WTG to you, too! I love this site!0
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