How to install a husband......

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INSTALLING A HUSBAND



DEAR TECH SUPPORT,



Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and

noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly

in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under

Boyfriend 5.0.



In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable

programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then

installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.



Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply

crashes the system.



Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these

problems, but to no avail.



What can I do?

Signed,



Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,



First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,

while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.



Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to

download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.



If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then

automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.



However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause

Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.



Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will

download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta program.



Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install

Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will

eventually seize control of all your system resources.)



In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend

5.0-program .These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.



In summary, Husband1.0 is a great program, but it does have

limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.



You might consider buying additional software to improve memory

and performance. We recommend? Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.



Good Luck, Babe!

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