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What's your Favorite Katt Williams Joke???

RyanDanielle5101
RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
I'm kinda stuck on this guy today. I'm board today at work, no fires to put out:) So I have watched some of his vidoes on my phone, and figured this could turn into a good laugh.

"I'm only callin ya bi!%hes cause I don't know your names individually".

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  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1awCX_nhb4
  • baypathgradLyns
    baypathgradLyns Posts: 639 Member
    I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE Katt Williams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
    Don't forget about poor little tink tink:laugh:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qlNEmpxQxI
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    "Sit back there and say my hair ain't luxurious, when you know it is, b*tch!"
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    I hate when women complain about men talkin bout 'he hurt my self esteem' it's called SELF esteem. How can a man affect how YOU feel about YOU ya simple b*tch?
  • Whitneylol
    Whitneylol Posts: 244
    I hate when women complain about men talkin bout 'he hurt my self esteem' it's called SELF esteem. How can a man affect how YOU feel about YOU ya simple b*tch?

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THIS!! I'm always saying '***** it's called SELF ESTEEM!!!!!'
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
    I hate when women complain about men talkin bout 'he hurt my self esteem' it's called SELF esteem. How can a man affect how YOU feel about YOU ya simple b*tch?

    YES!!!!!!!!!!!! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THIS!! I'm always saying '***** it's called SELF ESTEEM!!!!!'


    "It's esteem of your mother fu%^ing self"
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    Tink Tink

    http://youtu.be/_qlNEmpxQxI
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
    I got **** in my house to make bit$%es feel comfortable. I got 2 pillows with silk covers on 'em so if a ***** come over and **** around with a ***** she don't gotta mess up her *** damn hair. I got alize at my house. I don't drink no mothafu%kin' alize but *****es do. Now what would Michael need to make lil boys feel comfortable... a *** damn amusement park?
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    "Just...suck a little more d*ck"

    http://youtu.be/3nMPAc7yw4Q
  • mleoni092708
    mleoni092708 Posts: 629 Member
    Oh my gosh too funny. When I get back from the gym I'll see if I can find any jokes to post.
  • lemonadem
    lemonadem Posts: 398 Member
    "We got our soldiers fighting gangsta *****s. Them terrorists is gangsta. How the _uck you gonna scare somebody that wanna die? Like: 'I'll kill your motha_uckin *kitten*.' 'Thank you very much.' What the _uck ?"
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
    Aspirin is perfectly legal, but if you take 13 of them motherf***ers, it'll be your last headache.
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    LMAO...this is CLASSIC
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    spell knife......
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
    spell knife......

    Nife........
  • smelius22
    smelius22 Posts: 334 Member
    i looove the one where he's talking about putting his son on Ritalin hahah
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    spell knife......

    Nife........

    sound it out
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    spell knife......

    Nife........

    Kbob! The K is silent! lol

    i love when he talks about his mexican friends. How they party for months. Then he starts doing the mexican hat dance. He is so funny to me!
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    Yo kids is supposed to like Skittles!
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
    I don't know no d**n insurgents, you can kill all those mother f**kers.
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    spell knife......

    Nife........

    No Im sorry thats incorrect. Its K-N-I-F-E. Katt "no thats how you spell kanife"
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