Tell me a joke or funny story!

nixickle
nixickle Posts: 229 Member
edited October 4 in Chit-Chat
So I could really do with a laugh right now, so go on I challenge you! Remember to keep it clean so this post stays open!

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  • dmpizza
    dmpizza Posts: 3,321 Member
    Blonde girl walks into a bar with a parrot on her shoulder.

    Bartender says "That's neat, where did you get it?"

    Parrot says, "Sweden, there's millions of them".
  • JulieSD
    JulieSD Posts: 567
    Last week my tank top straps kept falling down, so I pinned them together in the back with a safety pin.

    My three year old daughter noticed a few hours later and said,

    "Momma, whats on your shirt. Momma why your boobies pushed together like that"

    She was so innocent, my older daughter and I almost died laughing because she was so funny without knowing.

    This may not be funny to anyone but us, but it makes me smile.
  • terriepage
    terriepage Posts: 17 Member
    My 7 year old granddaughter spent some time with me this summer while her parents worked. Our caller ID comes across our TV when it's on. We have medical bill collectors call and I choose to ignore them as I am paying and doing the best I can. My granddaughter asked me "Who keeps calling?" I told her "the bill collector". After a few days of this she asks "Grammy, whose Bill?" I laughed so hard. Now she calls out to me when the number comes up "Don't worry Grammy, it's just Bill!"
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