What do you take/eat/drink when you have constipation?

Raw chicken. That stuff will clean you right out.

pardon my french, but what the efffff?
seriously?
like, actual raw chicken. like chicken, chicken? :S haha
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I hope that's a joke! That can't be healthy, salmonella comes to mind!

Yes, it's a joke!! Salmonella (or another icky bug) causes diarrhea!!!