If I Had A Million Dollars...

stampede55
stampede55 Posts: 474
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
"I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet in to alcoholics" - Shady

U?

Probably cliche, but I'm bored.....humor me?
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  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
    I'd be rich.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I'd flaunt it on MFP, because that's the natural thing to do. :bigsmile:
  • russelljclarke
    russelljclarke Posts: 836 Member
    Dunno, but I'd definitely retire while I was thinking about it.
  • sunnybrunette126
    sunnybrunette126 Posts: 200 Member
    If I had a million dollars I'd probably walk out of this place... LOL and go traveling around the world meanwhile finish my degree with online courses while on the beach with a pina colada. Wishful thinking! :ohwell:
  • Helenatrandom
    Helenatrandom Posts: 1,166 Member
    If I had a million dollars, I'd get my Church out of debt, and put the rest away for the future. Boring, I know, but I'm actually very happy with my life the way it is.. I wish I was thinner, and that I had children, but money isn't going to get that for me.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I'd be rich.

    I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress- that's cruel)
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    A million? Then I'd have $999,999 more than I have right now!
  • tashajayne2011
    tashajayne2011 Posts: 288
    If I had a million dollars I would wish they had paid me in real money (british pounds :p) and then I would pay my mortgage for the year, spend a couple of thousand taking the kids on hols, another few on a wedding and then put the rest in a bank account for a year to accrue interest..
  • ellisalockwood
    ellisalockwood Posts: 31
    I would buy a huge chunk of land, build houses for my family and mine and my husbands parents, we'd have cows and we'd grow vegetables and have fruit trees. There would be a tall fence around the property, that way, when the zombies come, we will be self sufficient, lol.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    pay debts
    buy house
    college fund for my little monkeys
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    I'd be rich.

    No you wouldn't. A million dollars is nothing these days.
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    I'd pay off my debts, set up my kids with MM funding for when they are adults, and invest the rest of the money to overthrow the world
  • amymaria91
    amymaria91 Posts: 202
    I'd give a lot of it to my family.

    With what I had left I'd buy a nice house, nothing massive, just a good size. Buy a car. Go on holiday. I wouldn't blow it, just do those 3 things and put the rest away for interest
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    I'd be rich.

    No you wouldn't. A million dollars is nothing these days.
    It's a song.
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    Sounds like BS but i would help homeless people by opening up a center where they could further their education and get back on their feet. I would also buy a couple rental properties. i would get better help for my son who has autism. i have lived in mansions and owned damn near every luxury car so the rest would go into mutual funds..oh i'd buy a new belt too!
  • Fitnin6280
    Fitnin6280 Posts: 618 Member
    I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel) or maybe i'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel). :laugh:
  • nothingisred
    nothingisred Posts: 292
    I'd like to buy two houses (one in Bath, one in London), travel around the world, pay off my uni fees, donate to charity and pay off my brother's student loan and both my parent's mortgages. Then I'd invest in small fashion designers and start up creative businesses.

    Unfortunately $1,000,000 is only about £600,000, so I doubt I'd even be able to buy two houses for that! So I'd probably just buy one small house, help out my family, donate a bit to charity and travel the world.
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474
    I'd flaunt it on MFP, because that's the natural thing to do. :bigsmile:
    Make it rain on these ho......rses!
  • shawnscott5
    shawnscott5 Posts: 295 Member
    I would purchase a farm house with lots of room for my kids to run. Then I would open a fitness center and help people be happier and healthier.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Sounds like BS but i would help homeless people by opening up a center where they could further their education and get back on their feet. i would get better help for my son who has autismoh i'd buy a new belt too!

    good answers! I too, would help the homeless and send a good chunk to Huntington's disease research to help find a cure.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I'd flaunt it on MFP, because that's the natural thing to do. :bigsmile:
    Make it rain on these ho......rses!


    I'm not a ho.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    The song itself makes me quite happy.
    I used to turn it way up and dance around with my daughter to it when she was very little.
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474
    If I had a million dollars I'd probably walk out of this place... LOL and go traveling around the world meanwhile finish my degree with online courses while on the beach with a pina colada. Wishful thinking! :ohwell:
    Your avatar suggest that you are a cubicle jockey, as I am. Walking out would be an understatement! I would leave kicking and screaming....the good kind of kicking and screaming!
  • jacksonpt
    jacksonpt Posts: 10,413 Member
    It's funny reading this... a million dollars clearly isn't as much money as some of you think it is.
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474
    I'd flaunt it on MFP, because that's the natural thing to do. :bigsmile:
    Make it rain on these ho......rses!


    I'm not a ho.
    I said ho....rses....I have a type impediment. :tongue:
  • sunnybrunette126
    sunnybrunette126 Posts: 200 Member
    If I had a million dollars I'd probably walk out of this place... LOL and go traveling around the world meanwhile finish my degree with online courses while on the beach with a pina colada. Wishful thinking! :ohwell:
    Your avatar suggest that you are a cubicle jockey, as I am. Walking out would be an understatement! I would leave kicking and screaming....the good kind of kicking and screaming!

    You are correct! The cube rules... not. I don't even have windows. I'd want to kick someone else and scream at someone else while I leave... haha
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    I'd flaunt it on MFP, because that's the natural thing to do. :bigsmile:
    Make it rain on these ho......rses!


    I'm not a ho.
    I said ho....rses....I have a type impediment. :tongue:

    I'm not a ho......rses, either, lol. :laugh:
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474
    I would buy a huge chunk of land, build houses for my family and mine and my husbands parents, we'd have cows and we'd grow vegetables and have fruit trees. There would be a tall fence around the property, that way, when the zombies come, we will be self sufficient, lol.
    Thats a very self sufficient plan! You better get some guns if you want to battle the zombies though, fruit trees make for very inefficient weapons.....or so I'm told.
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474
    The song itself makes me quite happy.
    I used to turn it way up and dance around with my daughter to it when she was very little.
    You and your daughter danced to an Eminem track?!?! Sweeeeeeeet!
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    The song itself makes me quite happy.
    I used to turn it way up and dance around with my daughter to it when she was very little.
    You and your daughter danced to an Eminem track?!?! Sweeeeeeeet!
    NO
    the barenaked ladies song

    I work out to the eminem one though.
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