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  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    What color underwear am I wearing?

    42

    What's your favorite number?

    How many people on this thread have actually seen the movie??

    MOVIE??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!! for shame!!!! read the damn book(s)

    LMAO! Yeah, I should.

    You haven't read the book?? :noway:
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Should I eat back my calories.

    No because kittens will die if you do
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    What color underwear am I wearing?

    42

    What's your favorite number?

    How many people on this thread have actually seen the movie??

    MOVIE??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!! for shame!!!! read the damn book(s)

    LMAO! Yeah, I should.

    YES you should.... the movie is entertaining and cast fairly well, but the books are SOOOOOOOOOOO much better!

    Or at least the old BBC series.
  • complete_tease
    complete_tease Posts: 214 Member
    I am still waiting on the Genie to grant my wishes...especially the one we discussed! Get ON IT!!
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    What is the theoretic basis for others on this site to set expectations of myself as to who I am and how I act for what the general population and cae studies show?

    I got nothing.
  • JaysBlondeBrownie
    JaysBlondeBrownie Posts: 63 Member
    what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    It depends upon the speed of ejaculation.
    BOOM!
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    Which came first...the chicken or the egg?
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  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474 Member
    What color underwear am I wearing?

    42

    What's your favorite number?

    How many people on this thread have actually seen the movie??

    MOVIE??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!! for shame!!!! read the damn book(s)

    LMAO! Yeah, I should.

    YES you should.... the movie is entertaining and cast fairly well, but the books are SOOOOOOOOOOO much better!

    Or at least the old BBC series.
    You can find BBC all over the web....just type it in google.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    If I go to a nude beach, how many people that see me will run away in panic, get nauseous, or have a stroke?

    Just do like I do when I go to a nude beach, point at people, whipser something to the person you're with, then both of you laugh loudly, they will be so busy covering themselves up they won't notice you.
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  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    Riddle me this, BeachGirl ...


    If I had a 3 gallon pail and a 5 gallon pail, how do I get exactly 4 gallons in one of the pails?

    oh man, I used to know the answer to this........


    Fill 5 Gallon pail
    Pour into 3 gallon - leaving 2 gallons in the 5 gallon pail
    Pour out the 3 gallon pail
    Pour the remaining 2 gallons in the 5 gallon pail into the 3 gallon pail
    Fill 5 gallon pail and pour 1 gallon into the 3 gallon pail that already has 2 gallons
    4 gallons then remain in the 5 gallon pail..
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    are you pissed that I'm working dilligently to hijack your thread?

    No, hijacking threads is my favorite hobby next to *kitten*
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    what does the color blue taste like?

    Like d1ck
  • mleoni092708
    mleoni092708 Posts: 629 Member
    Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?

    So people like you can ask people like me questions like this.
  • Coltsman4ever
    Coltsman4ever Posts: 602 Member
    Why is it called a pair of pants when it's only 1?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,215 Member
    are you pissed that I'm working dilligently to hijack your thread?

    No, hijacking threads is my favorite hobby next to *kitten*

    It is only a matter of time now. :brokenheart: :cry:
  • Banks01
    Banks01 Posts: 945 Member
    Should I eat back my calories.

    No because kittens will die if you do

    Have you taken any fun showers lately?
  • jah7700
    jah7700 Posts: 276 Member
    If I go to a nude beach, how many people that see me will run away in panic, get nauseous, or have a stroke?

    Just do like I do when I go to a nude beach, point at people, whipser something to the person you're with, then both of you laugh loudly, they will be so busy covering themselves up they won't notice you.

    :( I was hoping for a high stroke count...HAHAHAHAH!
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Which came first...the chicken or the egg?

    The egg.
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  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Should I eat back my calories.

    No because kittens will die if you do

    Have you taken any fun showers lately?

    Every day. And I have photographic proof too.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Why is it called a pair of pants when it's only 1?

    42
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  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    if pro is the opposite of con, then why are people surprised that congress is the opposite of progress?

    because they're stupid.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,215 Member
    Where's my cookie?? :grumble: :mad:
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