What I think of this Journey
SergeantSunshine_reused
Posts: 5,382 Member
The phrase weight loss journey makes me cringe :flowerforyou: I like this one more:
Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin' anywhere
A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
(Chorus)
Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlights people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night.
Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice,
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
(Chorus)
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlights people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlights people
Just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train goin' anywhere
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit
He took the midnight train goin' anywhere
A singer in a smokey room
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
(Chorus)
Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
Their shadows searching in the night
Streetlights people, living just to find emotion
Hiding, somewhere in the night.
Working hard to get my fill,
Everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice,
Just one more time
Some will win, some will lose
Some were born to sing the blues
Oh, the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
(Chorus)
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlights people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on
Streetlight people
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Streetlights people
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This is what I think of this journey.
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat0 -
Haha! And i like that one even more xD
LOL xD0 -
Haha! And i like that one even more xD
LOL xD
Me too :P0 -
And as requested by engineman:
Are you gonna take me home tonight?
Oh, down beside that red firelight;
Are you gonna let it all hang out?
Fat bottomed girls,
You make the rockin' world go round.
Hey
I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad,
But I knew life before I left my nursery,
Left alone with big fat Fanny,
She was such a naughty nanny!
Hey big woman you made a bad boy out of me!
Hey hey!
I've been singing with my band
Across the water, across the land,
I seen ev'ry blue eyed floozy on the way, hey
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while.
Take me to them lardy ladies every time!
(C'mon)
Oh won't you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight,
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Hey listen here,
Now I got mortgages on homes
I got stiffness in my bones
Ain't no beauty queens in this locality. (I tell ya!)
Oh, but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure.
Heap big woman you done made a big man of me!
Now get this!
Oh, (i know) you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh, down beside that red firelight
Oh, you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!
Oooh yeah oh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right
ride 'em cowboy
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes0 -
The first poem kinda makes me cringe, but the second one is funny!0
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Change everything you are
And everything you were
Your number has been called
Fights and battles have begun
Revenge will surely come
Your hard times are ahead
Best,
You've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
And use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
Change everything you are
And everything you were
Your number has been called
Fights and battles have begun
Revenge will surely come
Your hard times are ahead
Best,
You've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
And use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
Don't let yourself down
Don't let yourself go
Your last chance has arrived
Best,
You've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
And use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
(That song is epic. Purely epic.)0 -
The third poem is just gross.0
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There's a million different kinds of girls all around the world
and they're all so beautiful,
no one knows any better than me,
cause I stare so constantly.
But I think I met my match last night at the club
she was sippin on a Bud.
Hangin with her friends on a friday night.
A 5 foot something cherry bomb,
she had everything goin on.
The first thing that caught my eye
She was rockin the beer gut,
and I love the way she's not ashamed.
Rockin the beer gut,
well its just some extra love around her waist.
Rockin the beer gut,
she's more than hott she's everything.
With her blue jeans a little tight around her butt,
rockin the beer gut.
Big and Rich never looked so good
hangin out right there on the front of her black t-shirt.
As I walked up to the bar and said
"Can I buy you a drink girl?"
She spun me around and grabbed my hand,
said "First things first we're gonna dance,
if you can cut a rug boy after that, you can."
A 5 foot something cherry bomb,
she had everything goin on.
The first thing that caught my eye
She was rockin the beer gut,
and I love the way she's not ashamed.
Rockin the beer gut,
well its just some extra love around her waist.
Rockin the beer gut,
she's more than hott she's everything.
With her blue jeans a little tight around her butt,
Ah, rockin the beer gut.
A 5 foot something cherry bomb,
she had everything goin on.
The first thing that caught my eye
She was rockin the beer gut,
and I love the way she's not ashamed.
Rockin the beer gut,
well its just some extra love around her waist!
Rockin the beer gut,
she's more than hott she's everything.
With her blue jeans a little tight around her butt,
Ah, rockin the beer gut!
Rockin the beer gut!0 -
Is this the right post to put all the horrible poetry I wrote to my exs?0
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You're struttin' into town like you're slingin' a gun
Just a small town dude with a big city attitude
Honey are ya lookin' for some trouble tonight Well all right
You think you're so bad, drive the women folk wild
Shoot 'em all down with the flash of your pearly smile
Honey but you met your match tonight Oh, that's right
You think you'll knock me off my feet 'til I'm flat on the floor
'Til my heart is cryin' Indian and I'm beggin for more
So come on baby Come on baby show me what that loaded gun is for
[CHORUS] If you can give it I can take it 'Cause if this heart is gonna break it's gonna take a lot to break it
I know tonight Somebody's gonna win the fight
So if you're so tough Come on and prove it You heart is down for the count and you know you're gonna lose it
Tonight you're gonna go down in flames Just like Jesse James
You're an outlaw lover and I'm after your hide Well you ain't so strong, won't be long 'til your hands are tied
Tonight I'm gonna take you in dead or alive That's right
You break the laws of love in the name of desire Take ten steps back cause I'm ready baby Aim and fire
Baby there's nowhere you gonna run tonight Ooh that's right
Well you've had your way with love but it's the end of the day
Now a team of wild horses couldn't drag your heart away
So come on baby Come on baby Come on baby you know there ain't nothing left to say
[CHORUS INSTRUMENTAL]
You think you'll knock me off my feet 'til I'm flat on the floor 'Til my heart is cryin' Indian and I'm beggin for more So come on baby Come on baby, come on
[CHORUS]
Tonight you're gonna go down in flames Just like Jesse James Tonight you're gonna go down in flames Just like Jesse James
I'm gonna shoot you down Jesse James0 -
OMG they sing that at karaoke all the time. Annoys the crap outta me!0
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