Can I eat a whole cake?

SergeantSunshine_reused
SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
Engineman has convinced me that i can!

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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Cake causes cancer. Think about the baby seals.
  • lor007
    lor007 Posts: 884 Member
    I love cake.
  • Justjoshin
    Justjoshin Posts: 999 Member
    Pie > Cake
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    What kind of cake?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Pie > Cake
    Depends on the pie... and the cake.
  • rileysowner
    rileysowner Posts: 8,380 Member
    I used to be able to, not any more.
  • sarahlucydaynes26
    sarahlucydaynes26 Posts: 263 Member
    Cake causes cancer??
    I think not. I worked for the NHS and I know a little and that has not been proven.
    I however have a rare form of cancer in my blood and that is not caused by cake as I do not like cake. Savories. So I would LOVE to know what causes cancer just like the top professors studying this... I and they would be world famous and multi millionaires.
  • joyeaann
    joyeaann Posts: 39 Member
    The Cake is a lie!
    :noway: Whaaaaat?
    :laugh:
  • Phroggygirl1
    Phroggygirl1 Posts: 38 Member
    Every time a cake is eaten a baby seal is killed and someone will tragically die from cancer....
  • brooklynsfinestballerina
    brooklynsfinestballerina Posts: 136 Member
    Pie > Cake

    ^this(:(:(:
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
    why all the seal killing?! save them D:

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  • capriciousmoon
    capriciousmoon Posts: 1,263 Member
    Only if it's a very good cake. Cakes from mixes and stale store bakery cakes are for feeding to your enemies.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Cake causes cancer??
    I think not. I worked for the NHS and I know a little and that has not been proven.
    I however have a rare form of cancer in my blood and that is not caused by cake as I do not like cake. Savories. So I would LOVE to know what causes cancer just like the top professors studying this... I and they would be world famous and multi millionaires.
    Sorry to hear that.

    I was joking -- poking fun at those that propagate such silly ideas. I hoped that the silly baby seals reference would have been sufficient to make it apparent. I'll throw in a ":wink:" next time.
  • Uerzer
    Uerzer Posts: 273 Member
    Every time a cake is eaten a baby seal is killed and someone will tragically die from cancer....

    You forgot the kitten in your equation.

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  • ahavoc
    ahavoc Posts: 464 Member
    as long as you log it
  • Phroggygirl1
    Phroggygirl1 Posts: 38 Member
    And a kitten commits suiside....
  • mynameiscarrie
    mynameiscarrie Posts: 963 Member
    And a kitten commits suiside....

    i thought kittens only died when people...well, you know...themselves...
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    as long as you log it

    You mean excrete it afterwards ? (Hopefully not in one go)
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    And a kitten commits suiside....

    i thought kittens only died when people...well, you know...themselves...

    Omg - how many kittens have I killed just this month
  • Phroggygirl1
    Phroggygirl1 Posts: 38 Member
    kittens are very sensitive and almost EVERYTHING makes them wanna off themselves....
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,159 Member
    Think about the baby seals.
    You don't bludgeon a seal 'cause you want a meal. You do it cause you want to hear those little suckers squeal.
  • Phroggygirl1
    Phroggygirl1 Posts: 38 Member
    I think we are all mentally deranged.... But awesome!!
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I think the real question is "Can I eat the whole cake and a litre of cookie dough ice cream?" If you have one, you are obligated to have the other.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    Coming from the country where most of the seal bludgeoning occurs, I just have to point out that those seals are stealing from hard working farmers. A herd of seals can completely ruin the corn crop. The farmers have a right to protect their property.
  • mandasimba
    mandasimba Posts: 782 Member
    I think the real question is "Can I eat the whole cake and a litre of cookie dough ice cream?" If you have one, you are obligated to have the other.

    I concur. What is cake without icecream? Just disappointment.
  • complete_tease
    complete_tease Posts: 214 Member
    Think about the baby seals.
    You don't bludgeon a seal 'cause you want a meal. You do it cause you want to hear those little suckers squeal.

    And for the burn I get.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Coming from the country where most of the seal bludgeoning occurs, I just have to point out that those seals are stealing from hard working farmers. A herd of seals can completely ruin the corn crop. The farmers have a right to protect their property.
    And they have the right to look FABULOUS while doing it!

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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,137 Member
    Coming from the country where most of the seal bludgeoning occurs, I just have to point out that those seals are stealing from hard working farmers. A herd of seals can completely ruin the corn crop. The farmers have a right to protect their property.
    And they have the right to look FABULOUS while doing it!

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    It's in our constitution.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    A baby seal walks into a club. Ba dum Dum!
  • coloradocuppiecake
    coloradocuppiecake Posts: 129 Member
    The only reason the seals were killed because they tried to take the cake. Now if they would get with the program and not enter the cake eating zone they would be safe. Or is it just eat a cake, kill a seal day?
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