Pennsylvania

rickydeuce
rickydeuce Posts: 80
edited September 28 in Chit-Chat
Pennsylvania
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Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Pennsylvaniania

If your local Dairy Queen is closed
from September through May,
you may live in Pennsylvania .

If someone in a Lowes store offers you
assistance and they don't even work there,
you may live in Pennsylvania .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the
same time, you may live in Pennsylvania .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
with someone who dialed a wrong number,
you may live in Pennsylvania .

If a vacation means going anywhere south of
Harrisburg for the weekend,
you may live in Pennsylvania .

If you measure distance in hours,
you may live in Pennsylvania .

If you know several people who have hit a deer
more than once, you may live in Pennsylvania .

If you have switched from heat to A/C in
the same day and back again, you may live in Pennsylvania .

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
you may live in Pennsylvania .

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both doors unlocked,
you may live in Pennsylvania .

If you carry jumpers in your car and
your wife knows how to use them,
you may live in Pennsylvania .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume
to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Pennsylvania .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -
you are going 80 and everybody is passing you,
you may live in Pennsylvania .

If driving is better in the winter because
the potholes are filled with snow,
you may live in Pennsylvania .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter,
winter, still winter and road construction,
you may live in Pennsylvania .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
you may live in Pennsylvania .

If you find 10 degrees a little chilly,
you may live in Pennsylvania .

If you actually understand these jokes, and
forward them to all your Pennsylvania friends and others,
you definitely do live or have lived - in Pennsylvania .

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  • calebespnsmommie
    calebespnsmommie Posts: 111 Member
    I am from PA and I have heard this before.. kind of funny actually.
  • ksmittens
    ksmittens Posts: 65
    :-) so true..im from Harrisburg and I can relate to most of these! Got to love Pennsylvanians!!!
  • brph26
    brph26 Posts: 207 Member
    Yes, most of these are true! LOL Born and raised in PA
  • wsheaf82
    wsheaf82 Posts: 248 Member
    Carlisle, PA here. Agree with a lot of them.
  • rickydeuce
    rickydeuce Posts: 80
    I'm in Middletown, just outside of HBG. so I certainly agree with most!!!
  • DeenaSteelerGirl
    DeenaSteelerGirl Posts: 421 Member
    Funny. PA girl here. :happy:
  • keb80
    keb80 Posts: 394
    LOL!!!! I'm from PA too! Never hit a deer though I've had many close calls ;)
  • jersey0725
    jersey0725 Posts: 62 Member
    Yep! I am from Hershey, Pennsylvania. Ahh, not to mention the smell of dark Hershey chocolate when I am walking outside. So not diet-friendly.
  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    We Are Penn State!
    -wtk
  • Mishy
    Mishy Posts: 1,551 Member
    :laugh:
  • rissadiane
    rissadiane Posts: 355 Member
    Oh god I'm so homesick! Born and raised in Western PA, relocated to Louisiana.
  • kcb315
    kcb315 Posts: 160 Member
    If you have switched from heat to A/C in
    the same day and back again, you may live in Pennsylvania .

    If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -
    you are going 80 and everybody is passing you,
    you may live in Pennsylvania .

    totally agree with these two lol
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -
    you are going 80 and everybody is passing you,
    you may live in Pennsylvania .

    and a warning to all other pennsylvanians: this will get you a ticket in NC. :huh: i don't get it. i was on an interstate!!
  • ThinspiredButterfly
    ThinspiredButterfly Posts: 176 Member
    PA here. and some of these r true hahah
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    The complete absence of Yuengling makes me doubt the authenticity of this.
  • bigdawg025
    bigdawg025 Posts: 774 Member
    Originally from Greensburg... definitely get this! LOL
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    The complete absence of Yuengling makes me doubt the authenticity of this.

    also no mention of the Amish.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    The complete absence of Yuengling makes me doubt the authenticity of this.

    also no mention of the Amish.

    Or the Mennonites, Hershey Park, or "The River"
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    I swear I've seen more PA posts today than I ever have in one day!
  • Goal_Seeker_1988
    Goal_Seeker_1988 Posts: 1,619 Member
    I live in PA but some of them I don't agree about. LOL
  • Laurayinz
    Laurayinz Posts: 930 Member
    Originally from Greensburg... definitely get this! LOL
    yep, me too! I'll be there this weekend, actually.
  • KEShikes
    KEShikes Posts: 99 Member
    Makes me miss home! Born and raised in PA, and lived there 'til I was 35.
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  • Kloss914
    Kloss914 Posts: 27 Member
    Clarks Summit, pa transplant.... and yes, these are true and funny !!!!!
  • azzuri1
    azzuri1 Posts: 4
    Too cute, I do love shopping there & people there are great!
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