Go to your email - 5 newest junk mail titles!

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servilia
servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
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I want to see all the crazy junk mail everyone's getting lol Go to whatever email you use the most, and copy and paste the title headings of the 5 most recent emails you got :) This should be fun

Me:
1. Data Entry Jobs for Indians - Make Money Easy
2. ENLARGE your MANHOOD - 3-4 inches PERMANENTLY
3. You Have Been Invited to Hook Up for Sex
4. B.R. Notificacion Importante!!
5. 80% off Cialis - Viagra - Levitra

:drinker: Yay! I guess I'm a Spanish (?) speaking Indian with a small penis and impotent on top of it, but at least I'm in high demand for sex.

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  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
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    Four payday loan applications and the best:

    Put your street smarts to use as a Substance Abuse Psychologist
  • sharrrina
    sharrrina Posts: 37 Member
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    Sexy seniors Checking YOU out! LOL!
  • HeelsAndBoxingGloves
    HeelsAndBoxingGloves Posts: 916 Member
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    fun topic! makes me wish I hadn't cleaned out my spam folder this morning so I could actually post something lol
  • bear_nakey
    bear_nakey Posts: 367 Member
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    1. Job opportunities for you @ Beyond
    2. We have 1,000,000,000 check with your name on it. . .
    3. Singles and hot hook ups in your area
    4. Want to earn extra money at home?
    5. Singles Browsing you in your area!

    Thee funny part is, I have been married for quite a while, and I have been employed (and not looking) for several years. I hate my bosses though, so maybe I should check out the email. . . . I get ones for free subway all the time too, wth?!
  • SummitGuy1208
    SummitGuy1208 Posts: 29 Member
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    Sears Holiday head start: save up to 15% thru tomorrow‏ 11/06/11
    Match See Photos of Singles in Your Area at Match‏ 11/05/11
    Match See Photos of Singles in Your Area at Match‏ 11/05/11
    Match See Photos of Singles in Your Area at Match‏ 11/05/11
    Shop 4 Freebies Special Edition‏ 11/05/11
  • TheCats_Meow
    TheCats_Meow Posts: 438 Member
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    1) Have Your Ad Blasted To 2,500,000+ Sites Every Day - members only‏
    2) Legal Notice to Purchasers of iTunes Gift Cards‏
    3) Business Proposal‏
    4) account suspended‏ (craigslist. funny, I don't list under this e-mail)
    5) Bank Of America Alert !!! Account Suspended. (I don't have a BOA account, thankyouverymuch)
  • TheLongRunner
    TheLongRunner Posts: 688 Member
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    Lol

    1. Heather Hunter wants sex
    2. Can I trust you?
    3. Perfect senior living options
    4. Steph thinks your hot
    5. Lisa wants to chat
  • blazergrad
    blazergrad Posts: 603 Member
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    1. Put your street smarts to use as a Substance Abuse Psychologist (Wow, didn't know I HAD street smarts!)
    2. Thousands of Hip Implants Recalled Due to Failure (Ummm, and this affects me how??)
    3. Get ahead with a Degree in Criminal Justice (Nahhhh, think I'm too far along to start a new career)
    4. Top elder care options in your city (What the heck??? I'm not THAT old!!)
    5. Learn a Language in 10 Days (Why??)
  • l00zrr
    l00zrr Posts: 109 Member
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    This is hilarious. Good idea!

    1) Hot Jewish singles waiting to meet you! - Well I don't want to meet them. I'm engaged.
    2) Free Trial: New brain trick to speak anything in ten days! - Brainwashing? I think not!
    3) $1500 in your bank account now! - Wouldn't that be nice!
    4) You qualify for a testing of new site: AsianDateFinder.com - ... What..?
    5) How to enlarge your "area" In just 29 easy steps! - Okay! Step one: Delete this email!

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