The 8 People Who Will Ruin Your attempt to lose weight
BethanyCee
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http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-people-who-will-ruin-your-attempt-to-lose-weight/
Saw this on Cracked this morning and thought some of the MFP crowd might enjoy it. here's an excerpt -
"...Tell them you're going to stop drinking soda and drink only water, and they'll say, "That's not going to do anything, you're still eating burgers for lunch and playing video games all day." Tell them you're going to take a half-hour walk at lunch every day and they'll snort derisively and say, "You know the amount of calories you burn in one walk isn't even enough to make up for one banana, right?"
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Losing weight after being fat for a long time seems like a monumentally impossible task, like climbing Mt. Everest, or in some cases, a flight of stairs. Either way, going from the way you are to being a "normal" weight can sometimes seem like a ridiculous fantasy. That's why when you succeed with changing one tiny habit, it can change your whole perspective. It's not this monstrous solid mountain you have to overcome, it's just a big pile of stones, and you just easily picked one up and moved it. It's not about heaving the whole thing aside with some supernatural effort, it's just about moving one stone at a time. And the first one wasn't so bad, so you're stoked to grab a couple more.
That's why when a "friend" says, "Ha ha, you dip****, what good is that one stone going to do you?" you want to clock them. And maybe you should, that will burn a good five calories."
Saw this on Cracked this morning and thought some of the MFP crowd might enjoy it. here's an excerpt -
"...Tell them you're going to stop drinking soda and drink only water, and they'll say, "That's not going to do anything, you're still eating burgers for lunch and playing video games all day." Tell them you're going to take a half-hour walk at lunch every day and they'll snort derisively and say, "You know the amount of calories you burn in one walk isn't even enough to make up for one banana, right?"
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Losing weight after being fat for a long time seems like a monumentally impossible task, like climbing Mt. Everest, or in some cases, a flight of stairs. Either way, going from the way you are to being a "normal" weight can sometimes seem like a ridiculous fantasy. That's why when you succeed with changing one tiny habit, it can change your whole perspective. It's not this monstrous solid mountain you have to overcome, it's just a big pile of stones, and you just easily picked one up and moved it. It's not about heaving the whole thing aside with some supernatural effort, it's just about moving one stone at a time. And the first one wasn't so bad, so you're stoked to grab a couple more.
That's why when a "friend" says, "Ha ha, you dip****, what good is that one stone going to do you?" you want to clock them. And maybe you should, that will burn a good five calories."
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LMAO.....love this!!!0
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nice0
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Here's another one: "you may as well wait until after the Holidays, it's pointless right now with all the holiday food!"0
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So true! love it!0
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This is great, thanks for sharing!0
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Definitely true!! My manager and coworkers sometimes try to sabatoge me, as did some of my "friends." They are no longer "my friends."0
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and just think if we listened to all that, we would all have more to lose! so glad you didnt.mine are the ones that bring crap into the house and claim it is for the kids, or my mil that does the same thing0
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lol...0
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too funny.. i love it!!!! last night my bf went to pick up a game for midnight release and brought mcdonalds back.. at MIDNIGHT.. who does that?? haha.. i did resist the temptation to steal his burger0
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I have such a hard time avoiding eating the people in the bunkers. They're the most delicious :devil:0
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