AWKWARD FOOD POEM....LMAO

OH SWEET LITTLE BABY GARLIC CLOVES
HOW DO I ADORE THEE?
ENOUGH TO CUT YOU UP INTO LITTLE BITS
AND THROW YOU IN HOT OIL SO I CAN SAVOR....
THE SMELLS OF YOU IN MY KITCHEN

YOUR RELATIVE THE ONION CERTAINLY WANTS MY ATTENTION
AND FOR SURE HE'S GONNA GET IT
SO I DICE HIM UP AND THROW HIM IN
MAKE SURE THAT I SEE HIM SWEAT FOR ME

POOR LITTLE BELL PEPPER
ALL ALONE ON THE COUNTER
WISHES HE COULD GET IN ON THE ACTION

I LOVE YOU SO
AND I'LL LET YOU KNOW
MY TUMMY
WILL SOON BE YOUR HOME

SO I SLICE YOU AND WASH YOUR SKIN
I CLEAN YOU AND CARRESS YOUR SOFT INSIDES
I PEPPER YOU
I SEASON YOU
I HIT ALL THOSE CREVICES YOU LIKE TO HIDE

I HANDLE THE BIG POTATO WITH SKILLS
THAT WOULD MAKE A GROWN MAN BLUSH
I SCRUB AND POKE TO MAKE SOME ROOM FOR STEAM
AND THROW IT IN THE MICROWAVE IN A RUSH

I GRAB THE PAN
HEAT IT UP AND MAKE IT SIZZLE
I ADD THE VEGGIES MIX EM' UP
ADD A LITTLE OF THAT OLIVE OIL DRIZZLE

AND IN A SEPARATE PAN
I TAKE TWO BEAUTIFUL EGGS
HIT EM' HARD AND MAKE THEM OPEN
LIKE EVERY GOOD GIRL DOES IN THE KITCHEN

THEN WE GO OVER EASY
BECAUSE THIS IS LIFE
AND THATS HOW YOU SHOULD TAKE IT

I MAKE A HOT BED FOR MY LITTLE EGGS
AND I LAY THEM ON TOP GENTLY
SPRINKLE YOU WITH CHEESE
AND POUR SALSA RIGHT ON TOP

THEN I PUT YOU IN MY MOUTH
OVER
AND OVER
AND OVER

THE END

SO I WAS JOKING WITH A FRIEND ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE MY LITTLE BIRD EGG BREAKFAST AND I STARTED WRITING A FUNNY LITTLE POEM WHILE I MADE IT. JUST THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE WHAT GOES ON IN MY HEAD SOMETIMES LMAO.