Do Smokes Have Calories?

Dexy_
Dexy_ Posts: 593 Member
edited October 5 in Food and Nutrition
Do cigarettes have calories? If so, how many roughly?
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  • littlesis412
    littlesis412 Posts: 314 Member
    bump out of curiosity
  • emmiee921
    emmiee921 Posts: 224
    no course not.
  • Mike523
    Mike523 Posts: 393 Member
    Do cigarettes have calories? If so, how many roughly?

    Ummm... are you eating them? :huh:
  • jenRRT
    jenRRT Posts: 12 Member
    No.
  • Puffins1958
    Puffins1958 Posts: 614 Member
    No, but it has been known to cause CANCER

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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    If you are eating them, you are doing it wrong.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    I hear "lights" are less fattening.
  • tanyaMax
    tanyaMax Posts: 524 Member
    Do cigarettes have calories? If so, how many roughly?

    Ummm... are you eating them? :huh:

    hahaha
  • CastleMadeOfSand
    CastleMadeOfSand Posts: 432 Member
    Buy menthols, at least you get your plant intake for the day....
  • papa5280
    papa5280 Posts: 80
    No, but it has been known to cause CANCER

    And heart disease, and respiratory disease, and high blood pressure, and ......
  • Ebbykins
    Ebbykins Posts: 420 Member
    Do cigarettes have calories? If so, how many roughly?

    This makes me lose hope in humanity when things like this are asked...
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
    Really? :huh:
  • Ebbykins
    Ebbykins Posts: 420 Member
    I hear "lights" are less fattening.

    I should start measuring my breaths, air can be super heavy!
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
    Even if there were, they'd be the least of the problem...

    And if there were, the anorexic models couldn't use the cigarette and black coffee diet...
  • charityateet
    charityateet Posts: 574 Member
    Um........yes - 1 MILLION calories per stick. Yes, I read it on the intertubes it has to be true!!!!! wtf?
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Menthols taste the best.
  • jess_blonde
    jess_blonde Posts: 229 Member
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  • heykatieben
    heykatieben Posts: 398 Member
    If you are eating them, you are doing it wrong.

    LOL! :D thanks for the laugh :p
  • lor007
    lor007 Posts: 884 Member
    No, but it has been known to cause CANCER

    And heart disease, and respiratory disease, and high blood pressure, and ......

    I'm assuming the OP has heard all of that before.
  • Little_Ms_
    Little_Ms_ Posts: 69
    No, but they will kill you slowly.
    Why don't you just drink poison - it's the same thing to your body. Slow death!
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
    The smokes don't but the following cheetos, and frozen peanut butter cups do.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    NO THEY DO NOT! puff puff puff Hey smoke up Johnny!
  • LisaKyle11
    LisaKyle11 Posts: 662 Member
    serious question? :huh:
  • KnottyJen
    KnottyJen Posts: 1,070 Member
    Do cigarettes have calories? If so, how many roughly?

    Ummm... are you eating them? :huh:

    lol....

    Omnomnom!!!
  • yesiamaduck
    yesiamaduck Posts: 531 Member
    RE: Everyone reciting the health effects of Cigarettes... everyone here knows!
  • charityateet
    charityateet Posts: 574 Member
    The smokes don't but the following cheetos, and frozen peanut butter cups do.

    Silly boy, that's a differnet "kind" of cigarette! lol
  • woo1324
    woo1324 Posts: 168 Member
    Did anyone ever consider that the OP may have just been asking out of curiosity(they never actually stated they smoked) and maybe just maybe is aware of the dangers of smoking?,,,,,,,,

    lol anyway interesting question i doubt it has any calories
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Yes. 15. Don't forget to log them. :noway:
  • unmitigatedbadassery
    unmitigatedbadassery Posts: 653 Member
    Do cigarettes have calories? If so, how many roughly?

    This makes me lose hope in humanity when things like this are asked...

    I lost hope a long time ago because of this sort of thing.
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
    zero cals. Have you heard of the new smoking diet? All you do is smoke, it's so easy. I lost 20lbs in 6 weeks doing this.
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