Do Smokes Have Calories?

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  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
    They better not. I'm on the "Smoke Yourself Thin" weight loss plan!
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Chew dip instead, you can spit the calories out so that makes it a negative calorie snack because of all the chewing you'll be doing.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    Chew dip instead, you can spit the calories out so that makes it a negative calorie snack because of all the chewing you'll be doing.

    AND it gives you oral cancer! Can you imagine how much weight you lose when you physcially cannot eat? AWESOME. I'm on it.
  • _Bro
    _Bro Posts: 437 Member
    You could make an argument for nicotine but smokes? Nope.. :)
  • ma66ie72
    ma66ie72 Posts: 75 Member
    Do cigarettes have calories? If so, how many roughly?

    Ummm... are you eating them? :huh:

    LMAO!!! *snort*
  • shedoos
    shedoos Posts: 446 Member
    The smokes don't but the following cheetos, and frozen peanut butter cups do.

    Silly boy, that's a differnet "kind" of cigarette! lol

    Um... *whatever* could you mean???

    I must admit - that was pretty witty....:smokin:
  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
    Everything causes cancer! First aspartame, then diet coke, and now my ciggies!

    ...oh wait...
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    Tobacco is a plant - I hear green leafy plants are good for you.
  • bert16
    bert16 Posts: 726 Member
    They'll eventually cause weight gain... when the tumours really get going in your lungs. :sick:
  • bert16
    bert16 Posts: 726 Member
    Tobacco is a plant - I hear green leafy plants are good for you.

    Excellent point! So maybe toss a pack with some balsamic and olive oil?
  • Dexy_
    Dexy_ Posts: 593 Member
    Lol some of you cracked some good jokes!

    No I don't smoke, don't plan to. My partner does and was wondering if they had calories :)
  • jillyt85
    jillyt85 Posts: 161 Member
    If you are eating them, you are doing it wrong.

    LMAO!!!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    Lol some of you cracked some good jokes!

    No I don't smoke, don't plan to. My partner does and was wondering if they had calories :)

    Thank you for having a sense of humor :smile: Good stuff.
  • Angelunaware
    Angelunaware Posts: 8
    Do cigarettes have calories? If so, how many roughly?

    This makes me lose hope in humanity when things like this are asked...

    I love laughing!! This was a great post......
  • ashleighjoy2007
    ashleighjoy2007 Posts: 150 Member
    Do cigarettes have calories? If so, how many roughly?

    Ummm... are you eating them? :huh:

    ROFLMAO I'm about to pee myself
  • ashleighjoy2007
    ashleighjoy2007 Posts: 150 Member
    If you are eating them, you are doing it wrong.

    lmao
  • CoraGregoryCPA
    CoraGregoryCPA Posts: 1,087 Member
    Are you planning on eating them? It's air.. so I'd say no, no calories.
  • ashleighjoy2007
    ashleighjoy2007 Posts: 150 Member
    Chew dip instead, you can spit the calories out so that makes it a negative calorie snack because of all the chewing you'll be doing.

    Ahahahaha how come all of my friends who chew are fat? lol
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    Chew dip instead, you can spit the calories out so that makes it a negative calorie snack because of all the chewing you'll be doing.

    Ahahahaha how come all of my friends who chew are fat? lol

    Are they swallowing instead of spitting? LOL
  • archer123
    archer123 Posts: 3
    I always heard that smoking a cigarette burns at the most 2-5 calories. Not really worth it to smoke though. Considering how long it takes for lungs to regenerate.
  • deegarcia19
    deegarcia19 Posts: 98
    Do cigarettes have calories? If so, how many roughly?

    This makes me lose hope in humanity when things like this are asked...


    hahhahaa
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  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    35 calories per cig
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    No, but it has been known to cause CANCER

    So does oral.

    If you are eating them, you are doing it wrong.

    Actually, I've had a few friends who quit smoking by using this method! For every cigarette they smoked they had to eat one.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    eat a cig...yeah thatd make me quit REAL fast :sick:
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    i actually just gagged.


    Urk :sick:
  • brunzella92
    brunzella92 Posts: 46 Member
    It's the quitting that has the calories :noway:

    Gained 20 lbs.....BUT that being said, i'm now 7 years post butts and much much healthier...gl OP!
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    Well just breathing pure air is costing you 45 calories...no wonder I'm so fat.

    Though I heard smoking is better than snacking so I figure I can just start smoking and cut out all those extra calories.

    I'll be thin, or dead, by next summer.
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    RE: Everyone reciting the health effects of Cigarettes... everyone here knows!

    Just like everyone knows you consume calories when you eat...and not from smoking, breathing, blinking,.....right?

    *EPIC HEADDESK*
  • luvinlaurakate
    luvinlaurakate Posts: 145 Member
    Chew dip instead, you can spit the calories out so that makes it a negative calorie snack because of all the chewing you'll be doing.

    Ahahahaha how come all of my friends who chew are fat? lol

    Are they swallowing instead of spitting? LOL

    why do I get the feeling we aren't talking about tobacco anymore??? :devil:

    I was thinking the same thing!
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