Do Smokes Have Calories?

13»

Replies

  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    You guys aren't being fair. We need more context. Are these fat cigarettes or muscle cigarettes?
  • This content has been removed.
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
    I'm ASSUMING they have less calories than chewing tobacco but again,just an assumption. :laugh: :noway:
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    You guys aren't being fair. We need more context. Are these fat cigarettes or muscle cigarettes?

    that doesn't matter... they weigh the same! :laugh:

    HAHAHA!
    Tobacco is a plant - I hear green leafy plants are good for you.

    Also, don't veggies lose some of their nutrients when you 'cook' them?
  • I feel like many brain cells just died a tragic death reading this thread.
    Just when I think the threads on here can't go and get any more absurd someone has to prove me wrong.:grumble:
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Regular smoking actually burns about 200 a day, at least a study I read a while back said that. I think they said it was because your body had to work to get itself back to normal after the cigarette (haha it was more scientific than that)

    I still don't recommend it.

    <
    and Dexter doesn't recommend it either.
  • This has made my day!!! Thank you OP for giving me the best laugh I have had all day:laugh: :laugh:

    Now I have to buy a new screen to replace the one that I just spewed water all over:smile:
  • amelia_atlantic
    amelia_atlantic Posts: 926 Member
    Only if you add up all the carcinogens, tar, nicotine and rat poison...
  • This content has been removed.
  • Erindipitous
    Erindipitous Posts: 1,234 Member
    Only if you're on the HCG diet while smoking them.
  • I don't smoke and I STILL read every comment...wow...
  • GreenLifeGirl
    GreenLifeGirl Posts: 381 Member
    If you are eating them, you are doing it wrong.

    LOL!
  • The smokes don't but the following cheetos, and frozen peanut butter cups do.

    Silly boy, that's a differnet "kind" of cigarette! lol

    Bwahahahaha!!! ^^^^^^Agree!
  • Ali_TSO
    Ali_TSO Posts: 1,172 Member
    I don't smoke and I STILL read every comment...wow...

    HAHAHA, me too!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO FUNNY!
  • God .. What an idiot question.
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    The stupidest question is the one you don't know the answer to but never ask. Better to ask a 'stupid' question than go on not knowing the answer.
  • SassyCalyGirl
    SassyCalyGirl Posts: 1,932 Member
    Amen floyd
  • SassyCalyGirl
    SassyCalyGirl Posts: 1,932 Member
    Dough boy needs to be nice!
  • Barneystinson
    Barneystinson Posts: 1,357 Member
    The smokes don't but the following cheetos, and frozen peanut butter cups do.

    Silly boy, that's a differnet "kind" of cigarette! lol

    Bwahahahaha!!! ^^^^^^Agree!

    That thar's the wacky tobaccy!
  • mynameiscarrie
    mynameiscarrie Posts: 963 Member
    You guys aren't being fair. We need more context. Are these fat cigarettes or muscle cigarettes?

    hopefully muscle...but don't get on the scale if you start with those muscle cigarettes. they weigh more than fat cigarettes so your scale will go up...
  • The stupidest question is the one you don't know the answer to but never ask. Better to ask a 'stupid' question than go on not knowing the answer.

    I believed that once. But I've been proven wrong many many times. There is, in fact, such a thing as a stupid question.
  • ashleighjoy2007
    ashleighjoy2007 Posts: 150 Member
    Chew dip instead, you can spit the calories out so that makes it a negative calorie snack because of all the chewing you'll be doing.

    Ahahahaha how come all of my friends who chew are fat? lol

    Are they swallowing instead of spitting? LOL

    LMAO I wonder sometimes about a few of them lol.
  • ashleighjoy2007
    ashleighjoy2007 Posts: 150 Member
    RE: Everyone reciting the health effects of Cigarettes... everyone here knows!

    Just like everyone knows you consume calories when you eat...and not from smoking, breathing, blinking,.....right?

    *EPIC HEADDESK*

    Lol Good point, this is the "Stating the Obvious Convention" right?
This discussion has been closed.