Fun Poem for the approaching holidays

I saw this on facebook and since it included all the workout programs I do, I thought I would share.


Twas the month before christmas and i began to feel fat,
Shaun T told me I can take care of that,
C'mon y'all lets go, he said with a smile,
... The Asylum began and we just ran a mile
Only ten minutes in and im covered in sweat,
And we haven't even got to the football drills yet!
I'm all out of breath and can't make a peep,
But stuck in cuz Shaun told me to Dig Deep
With Thanksgiving approaching, there'd soon be a feast,
But the food won't be healthy not in the least.
I had to eat healthy to really stay fit,
That's when Tony Horton taught me to Bring It!
I finished insanity, what could possibly be next?
But a hybrid combined with P90X
Cardio and weight training all rolled into one,
I'm gonna be ripped when this program is done
So picked up my dumbells and started to curl,
Then max interval plyo almost made me hurl,
I was jumping, and yelling all over my place,
Tony's tip of the day "don't smash your face"
There were still two more workouts I needed to try,
I couldn't do TurboFire, c'mon I'm a guy,
At least that's what I thought til I couldn't keep up,
Chalene made me drink water, cup after cup
One more workout to go, what's in store for me?
A package labeled RevAbs was under my tree
I ripped open the package and put in the disc,
Looking funny doing Balanca was worth all the risk
So this holiday season I hope you all have fun,
Remember this lifestyle will never be done
So when you see santa at your house with his sack,
Tell him he better leave unless he brought your six pack!