THE GRILL COOK MAKES ME LAUGH :)

TODAY I GO GET MY USUAL EGG WHITE VEGGIE OMLETTE AT THE HOSPITAL CAFETERIA BUT ONE THING WAS DIFFERENT. WELL MAYBE TWO THINGS. I HAD STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR AND I WASN'T WEARING MY SCRUB TOP. WHEN IT WAS MY TURN TO ORDER THE COOK STARTS SINGING "WIGGLE,WIGGLE,WIGGLE,WIGGLE,YEAH... WHAT CAN I GET YOU?" I SAY THE USUAL AND HE GETS THE VEGGIES TOGETHER AND START MAKING MY OMLETTE. AS HE WALKS BACK AND FORTH TENDING TO THE PANCAKES AND EGGS FOR OTHER PEOPLE BREAKFAST I NOTICE HE SINGS EVERY TIME HE WORKS ON MINE. NO LOVE FOR THE PANCAKES, NO SWEET WORDS FOR THE BREAKFAST QUESADILLA. AS HE HANDS OF FOOD TO THE PEOPLE AROUND ME HE SAYS "HAVE A GOOD DAY" "YOU WANT CHEESE?" "YOU CAN SERVE YOURSELF OVER THERE PLEASE" BUT WHEN HE LOADS THE VEGGIES INTO THE EGG WHITE SPREAD HE SAYS "WIGGLE, WIGGLE,WIGGLE,WIGGLE YEAH" THEN FOLDS IT UP, BOXES IT AND HANDS IT TO ME "YOU'RE SEXY AND YOU KNOW IT" WITH A WINK THAT MADE ME ALMOST PEE MY PANTS AND GIGGLE AS I WALKED AWAY TO GET THE SALSA. SOMETIMES YOU JUST NEED A BLATANTLY AWKWARD MOMENT TO START YOUR DAY. IT WAS PRETTY AWESOME LMAO.
P.S. MY OMLETTE IS FREAKING TASTY... COULD BE ALL THE LOVE

ANYTHING FUNNY LIKE THIS HAPPEN TO YOU? I LOVE HEARING THESE KINDS OF STORIES