Do you ever...

CoryIda
CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
...start to write something funny (you are a married woman with a sense of humor, after all) on your wall, or on the message boards, and then - after spending several minutes composing what you were going to say - remember that your mother is on MyFitnessPal and you would be *really* embarrassed if she read that?





... Happened to me twice today.

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  • NeuroticVirgo
    NeuroticVirgo Posts: 3,671 Member
    lol. Nope, I have no sensor from my brain to my mouth (or hands). I've posted something and then deleted it though after reading it over again if I think its going to upset someone. :0/
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    fortunately, no. I don't have to watch what I say and if my mom was on here, she would give me serious kudos. Well, most of the time, that is...
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 884 Member
    No see I have this rule....If I type it out....I have to say it....Mainly I really don't care if people dont like it or get pissed Makes life easier :flowerforyou:
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Maybe I am crazy, but I always like to pretend that my sisters and I were all immaculately conceived, and that my mom believes the same about my own child.
  • ChitownFoodie
    ChitownFoodie Posts: 1,562 Member
    Nah, my mother is friends with me on facebook and she usually calls me and laughs at my ranting or humor.
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    Nope, my mom's on here, but I don't know if she knows what a forum is . . . besides I had to get it from somewhere, kwim?
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    my mom knows I am a goofball. Nothing would surprise her.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    no. but i do thank the mods for Groups every. single. day.

    *waves at mom*
  • Football_N_Guns
    Football_N_Guns Posts: 297 Member
    I really could care less about what my parents think. It's my life now, since I left at 17.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    I still don't think my mother would appreciate a reference to needing to up my protein intake and speculating about my hubby being home at the same time as me during my lunch break...
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,159 Member
    oh gawd...I would NOT want my mother on my friend list. She'd probably out-vulgar me and leave me crying in the corner.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    My mom has high blood pressure. Since I love her and don't want to kill her with some of what I say, I'm thankful she is not on here. So yes, I get it.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    oh gawd...I would NOT want my mother on my friend list. She'd probably out-vulgar me and leave me crying in the corner.

    I want to meet Q's mom now.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    My mother would probably think what I said was funny, since she has a similar sense of humor, but that in and of itself is disturbing.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 933 Member
    Yeah, I filter everything I say and type. I'm so angelic because of it.
  • RachelJE
    RachelJE Posts: 172 Member
    I removed my mom. Lol. ;)
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    my mother is a 50 yr old woman who has never had a drink, but still somehow calls me a prude.
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    I'm so glad none of my fam is on here...lmao! its bad enough they all invaded my FB :grumble:
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Maybe I am crazy, but I always like to pretend that my sisters and I were all immaculately conceived, and that my mom believes the same about my own child.

    My mother once told me it didn't matter what I wore on my wedding night, it was going to be torn off my body and I would never be able to wear it again. She went on to tell me sex is great and I'll love it.

    I was 13. My dad is a pastor, my mom is a cliche "good christian woman" I have never blushed so hard in my life.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    My mother would probably think what I said was funny, since she has a similar sense of humor, but that in and of itself is disturbing.

    I think we have the same mom/daughter relationship. I let some of my snark slip sometimes and she laughs. But since both my sister and I are adopted I like to pretend that there is no proof she and Dad ever had "relations" or know anything about that.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Maybe I am crazy, but I always like to pretend that my sisters and I were all immaculately conceived, and that my mom believes the same about my own child.

    My mother once told me it didn't matter what I wore on my wedding night, it was going to be torn off my body and I would never be able to wear it again. She went on to tell me sex is great and I'll love it.

    I was 13. My dad is a pastor, my mom is a cliche "good christian woman" I have never blushed so hard in my life.
    That's awesome.
  • hbart500
    hbart500 Posts: 243 Member
    fortunately, no. I don't have to watch what I say and if my mom was on here, she would give me serious kudos. Well, most of the time, that is...

    This^^
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    My mother has always liked to pretend she's a prude, and although I highly doubt she'd be surprised about anything I do or say, she'd probably feel the need to reprimand me about it. I'd still say it, though.
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    i'm not married, but if my birth mother were alive and knew even a smidgen of what i did in my free time....

    i'd be grounded until death.
  • Bermudabarbie
    Bermudabarbie Posts: 568 Member
    Hate to tell you guys, but you DO usually "turn into your mother," as you age. You may not notice it in your 20s or 30s, but it does happen to many of us! Kind of fun though. You'll see "down the road."
  • Troy67
    Troy67 Posts: 556 Member
    I still don't think my mother would appreciate a reference to needing to up my protein intake and speculating about my hubby being home at the same time as me during my lunch break...

    Freaking hilarious. LOL
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 933 Member
    Hate to tell you guys, but you DO usually "turn into your mother," as you age. You may not notice it in your 20s or 30s, but it does happen to many of us! Kind of fun though. You'll see "down the road."

    You're shitting me! I don't want to turn into a 50+ menapausal woman! :angry:
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Maybe I am crazy, but I always like to pretend that my sisters and I were all immaculately conceived, and that my mom believes the same about my own child.

    My mother once told me it didn't matter what I wore on my wedding night, it was going to be torn off my body and I would never be able to wear it again. She went on to tell me sex is great and I'll love it.

    I was 13. My dad is a pastor, my mom is a cliche "good christian woman" I have never blushed so hard in my life.
    That has to be the best "talk" ever. Lol
    And FYI, a recent poll said that married religious women were most satisfied with their sex lives. And I certainly don't disagree with that. ;-)
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Hate to tell you guys, but you DO usually "turn into your mother," as you age. You may not notice it in your 20s or 30s, but it does happen to many of us! Kind of fun though. You'll see "down the road."

    You're shitting me! I don't want to turn into a 50+ menapausal woman! :angry:
    It's inevitable. She said so.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Maybe I am crazy, but I always like to pretend that my sisters and I were all immaculately conceived, and that my mom believes the same about my own child.

    My mother once told me it didn't matter what I wore on my wedding night, it was going to be torn off my body and I would never be able to wear it again. She went on to tell me sex is great and I'll love it.

    I was 13. My dad is a pastor, my mom is a cliche "good christian woman" I have never blushed so hard in my life.
    That has to be the best "talk" ever. Lol
    And FYI, a recent poll said that married religious women were most satisfied with their sex lives. And I certainly don't disagree with that. ;-)
    I don't disagree either. :blushing:
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