Doing the dirty...? Better for you than 3 sticks of celery!!

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artist8041
artist8041 Posts: 6
in Fitness and Exercise
WASHINGTON POST
12/2/11

A recent article shows that "doing the dirty" is better for you than consuming three whole sticks of celery. Scientists have reported that the lab rats when fed celery, were less energetic and tended to be fatter. The rats that were injected with testosterone tended to be on average .13 mg lighter than the first set of rats. Scientist Doug Compton reported that when tested on humans, there was no reported difference.

So moral of the story? If your a lab rat, get horny!
You could drop up to .13 mg in only one intimate relation.

Joe Barbado
Executive Cheif
Lab Rat Studies

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  • ImHoRnY69
    ImHoRnY69 Posts: 14
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    Good to know! Cant wait to get home to my lab rat(s) tonight. Thanks for the tip. Know where i can buy those shots?
  • BigDanTX
    BigDanTX Posts: 92 Member
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    I just log it as Calisthenics Vigorous Effert or Water Aerobics if we use the shower.
  • ImHoRnY69
    ImHoRnY69 Posts: 14
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    Oh. But you're not a lab rat so it doesnt count. Thanks for making a joke out of this article.
  • ImHoRnY69
    ImHoRnY69 Posts: 14
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    But congrats on losing 19lbs! Im jelly. Too much celery not enough
    dirty.
  • katiepie111
    katiepie111 Posts: 83 Member
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    my lab rat probably doesnt last long enough for me to lose any calories ;) HAHAHA
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
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    One would hope so :) I know it's not celery that helps me sleep good at night,just sayin'

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