Floating boo-boo is healthy...did u know this?

ShannanRenae
ShannanRenae Posts: 130
edited October 2024 in Introduce Yourself
Title should have said:Floating boo-boo is UN-healthy...did u know this?

So I was watching Dr. Oz on Oprah a long time ago & I noticed last night when I went 2 the rest room 2 do #2, all of it went to the bottom except 1 piece....HILARIOUS.....floating boo is unhealthy (has more fat), sinking boo isnt.....FASCINATING!

Dr. Oz was once again on Oprah this week. As usual, he had a ton of new and interesting, traditionally gross-ish research to share. Floating poop ranks right up there in all three categories.

Recently a study was conducted where the subjects were placed on a highly controlled yet moderate diet, which was low in calcium for one week. At the end of the week, each subject 'contributed' some doo in a jar as their sample to be analyzed. (Imagine doing that!) The next week, subjects were placed on the exact diet except this time tweaked it to provide the subjects with 1200 mg of calcium each day, which is ideal for adults. At the end of the week, once again they had the pleasure of providing a sample.

The poo samples were frozen, dried, turned into a pill, and then crushed (hate to be that scientist). The samples were then analyzed. The study showed that by the end of week two, the high calcium week...the subjects samples contained 100% more fat than the previous week. Which means, calcium is an excellent transporter of fat. Ideally, we'd prefer to expel the fat we consume rather than absorb it. This in the long run, will help lead to weight loss.


Dr. Oz recommends low fat dairy products and/or calcium supplements to achieve the desired 1200 mg of calcium recommended daily. Oh! And about the floating poop thing...poop carrying fat will float. Poop that sinks does not. Won't it be fun for you to keep tabs on that?

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  • You can come up with a game to play with the floater. Like Battleship, where you try to sink it.
  • JackieMac979
    JackieMac979 Posts: 189 Member
    Kind of gross, but interesting! lol
  • Peachy_T
    Peachy_T Posts: 138 Member
    Call me nerd if you want, but that was interesting!! lol
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Great info! I take it a step further and weigh my poop. Fascinating.
  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
    :laugh:
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    Great info! I take it a step further and weigh my poop. Fascinating.

    I think the purpose of the story was to freeze your poop, turn it into a pill and give it to all the ****heads you come across.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    A b is just an upside down p....
  • Great info! I take it a step further and weigh my poop. Fascinating.
    How the heck u weigh boo????? ewwwwww!
  • Great info! I take it a step further and weigh my poop. Fascinating.

    I think the purpose of the story was to freeze your poop, turn it into a pill and give it to all the ****heads you come across.
    LMBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gross!!!!!!!!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Dr. Oz knows all about ****. He spouts plenty of it.
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    Dr Oz should like write a book or something. His theories are always insightful and amazingly accurate.
















    :indifferent:
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Great info! I take it a step further and weigh my poop. Fascinating.
    How the heck u weigh boo????? ewwwwww!

    Same way you would weigh anything. On a scale.

    Just wash it afterwards.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    So you actually turn around and look at it? Survey it so to speak :laugh:
  • You can come up with a game to play with the floater. Like Battleship, where you try to sink it.

    XD I love you.

    BTW, If I have the liberty of crushing, drying, and freezing crap for a living, I'm guessing my paycheck looks anything BUT crappy----Pun intended. D'ya see what I did there?
  • interesting but hilarious! And I love that you call it BOO BOO!:laugh:
  • JennC831
    JennC831 Posts: 628 Member
    I've heard of this... Your Boo-boo should sink down and NOT float... If it floats then you're eating too much processed foods.. LOL... :laugh:
  • Dan112358
    Dan112358 Posts: 525 Member
    What if it actually floats up into the air? Am I eating too much helium?
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    This thread......fckin awesome......so funny...........dying
  • macpatti
    macpatti Posts: 4,280 Member
    You lost me at "Dr. Oz" and "Oprah".
  • Learning2LoveMe
    Learning2LoveMe Posts: 1,430 Member
    Weird... I always thought floaters meant you were getting plenty of fiber. Guess I was wrong.
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    poop there it is! shakalaka, shakala, shakalaka
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