Strangest thing at work
Ok so i work at a Dry Cleaner and ive heared and seen some strange and disturbing things at work
1. Lady left her vibrator in her drop off bag :noway:
2. Guy left weed in his pocket (we called him to tell him said it wasnt his lol):laugh:
3. Guy called and asked if we could get semen out of his cashmere throw:embarassed:
4. Guy called and asked what he could use to remove blood and human bone from his carpet :huh:
5. Some women leave their pads or liners in their pants :sick:
6. Lady threw her baby's dirty diapers in her bag where we pick up her clothes
Those are the first ones that come to mind
Where do you work and what have you encountered?!
1. Lady left her vibrator in her drop off bag :noway:
2. Guy left weed in his pocket (we called him to tell him said it wasnt his lol):laugh:
3. Guy called and asked if we could get semen out of his cashmere throw:embarassed:
4. Guy called and asked what he could use to remove blood and human bone from his carpet :huh:
5. Some women leave their pads or liners in their pants :sick:
6. Lady threw her baby's dirty diapers in her bag where we pick up her clothes
Those are the first ones that come to mind
Where do you work and what have you encountered?!
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Most of the women in my office use the guys bathroom, even though the womens bathroom is closer to their side of the office.
Thats about it for me.0 -
Ewwwwwww, that would be enough to help me lose my appetite! Some people have no shame!
I work at the Field Museum in Chicago. I'm having a brain fart right now! Once I remember some hilarious random stuff I heard I'll post it.
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Worked at Great America theme park on a roller coaster ride. Very, very hot day a woman waiting in line passed out. She chose to wear extremely loose fitting short shorts and went "commando". When she hit the ground her business was on display for all to see.0
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I was a photographic printer before digital cameras came out and let's just say there are some pretty kinky individuals out there...some were quite disturbing but hey each to their own
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I work online...you'd think that would be "safe" until the day I received an email from concerned customers that they had been spammed for a porn site from one of my employee's emails...
I guess porn was his "take a break" time from work...
fun stuff!0 -
work experience dude (small spotty kid) printed naked ladies on the shared colour printer, and wasn't quick enough to pick them up.
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work experience dude (small spotty kid) printed naked ladies on the shared colour printer, and wasn't quick enough to pick them up.
GG
That's just dumb as hell, obviously he had no synaptic activity when he did that.0 -
Long ago, before computers, I worked as a medical claims examiner for an east coast insurance company. Received a claim from a gentleman who was treated at the ER for a misplaced light bulb. Use your imagination.0
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I worked at a Psychiatric Residential Treatment Facility . . . I've seen EVERYTHING.
Guys who can . . . service . . . themselves. Girls masturbating in front of everyone. A girl completely stripping, running down the hallway, and then peeing in the corner of her bedroom. Guys hiding in the bathroom waiting for other guys to come in so they can . . . service . . . each other.
Hmmm. Lots of sex related things. I guess it was because I worked on the sex offender unit.0 -
I work in a hospital lab, and have heard some strange ER stories as well.... involving trophies,etc. I used to draw blood, and it seemed like the only ones I ever had pass out were the 18-20 year old big, strapping males. One lady was so scared of having her blood drawn that she couldnt bear to have it drawn for her marriage license and had to postpone the wedding. My boss was a germaphobe..... guess what department he worked in..... yep, the Microbiology department where the bacteria is grown to determine what kind of infection and what antibiotics to use to treat.0
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I used to work at a screen printing shop. One day a woman called and asked for a phone number for some place on the local college campus. I said, "Ma'am, this isn't information, we're a business." She replied, "I KNOW you're not information, OK? I just thought you might know the phone number." :huh:0
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I work at a primary school and the kids' printer was busted, I eventually got around to fixing it and the queue of printing came through including a photo of 4 heavily, heavily obese women (I'm not talking a little chubby, I'm talking can't see their junk because the fat-roll is over it) in BIKINIS! Oh we were cracking up! (If you google image 'fat women in bikinis' you'll see it)
In that queue we also had a couple of random photos of cats wearing clothes.0 -
I work in a church office....I will never understand why people come in for monetary help while wearing their fake nails, painted in some awesome looking designs, smelling like they just smoked a pack of cigs, tank tops with fake looking boobs, short shorts, and colored or weaved hair. And no, I did not say that the clothes fit like they should, but they're brave enough to wear it. (Maybe I should share about mfp to them
It's not that I'm judging them that they have something, it's that I wonder if they gave up 1 of those things if they could pay their water bill or buy gas to get across town to get their medicine.
Some come in dressed like some of the Wal-Martians you see in emails. I so wish I could take pictures, but I can't since I am who they see first thing as they come in the office.0 -
wow, i wouldnt think that you would get that much action in a cleaners! wow, i work at Papa Johns in a rich area so ppl are stuck up but some are nice and tip well 0
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I work in a credit union. Only been robbed once since I've worked there and it was while we were closed and he got nothing but before I worked there it was robbed by a guy who kept dropping his gun... LIKE 5 TIMES! Lol0
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I work at Target. One time, there was a man who brought ladies items back into the dressing room, and every time he tried an item on, he'd come out and ask me how it looked on him. Keep in mind, he had originally come to the desk wearing a tshirt and jeans, like a completely normal fellow. I mean, yeah, I live in Portland, so we're very accepting, but I still called security because it was getting reeeeeeally uncomfortable.0
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I get phone calls every.single.day. sometimes multiple times, from people who say "Someone from there called me."
Yes, please, allow me to inquire with all of the people in my office if they called you instead of you listening to your voicemail and figuring out who that was before you pick up the phone and hit "send". How do you return a phone call of a person whose name you didn't bother getting? Please, give me the smallest amount of information to solve your little mystery. It's what I live for!0 -
I was a photographic printer before digital cameras came out and let's just say there are some pretty kinky individuals out there...some were quite disturbing but hey each to their own
Polaroids have been around a LONG time. If people were taking pictures like that on a film camera, it's because they wanted others to see the photos.
This thread has taught me that I do not want to work in a dry cleaner!
I don't work with th epublic much, but I deal with people who are in charge of early learning programs around the state. These are people with college degrees (many with Ph.D.s) who are in charge of teaching the youngest children basic reading, writing, math, etc.
Most of them don't even have a basic grasp of grammar, spelling and punctuation. And it's so bad that they will edit something *I* wrote that was correct and send it back with their edits that were dead wrong.0 -
I work in an office building....
Co-worker caught in the mens room noisily pleasuring himself on more than one occasion
Homeless woman got in and took a dump all over the entrance hallway
Crabs discovered in the mens room
The poo all over the entry hall was the worst and smelled for at least a week after - they finally replaced the carpet months later.
Our building has a ladies room on almost every floor and definitely 2 on the ground floor. Guess she couldn't wait. I never let anyone I don't recognize follow me in the building - key card entry - I.D. or get lost - not going through that again!!!0 -
I work at a Snake Park so have a variety...
We got a call that someone had a crocodile hatching in their garden. Crocodiles are not found here naturally and we suspected it was a monitor lizard (which is pretty big, but nowhere near a croc). The person insisted it was a crocodile, and when someone went out to catch the animal found a gecko (tiny lizard). The person seriously believed an animal that was a couple of cm long could grow into a 6 meter crocodile!!
At 9:00 one morning a man arrived and said he had been bitten by a Puff Adder (local venomous snake with cyctotoxic venom that eats away at the tissue, but can kill you in 24 hours without antivenom). He stated it had bitten him the previous night at about 9:00pm and asked what he should do. We sent him to the hospital immediately!!!
I got called down to the front desk for a snake that had been caught by a member of the public in their garden and brought to us for safety reasons. This is a common experience, however when I got there he had a Rinkhals (local deadly spitting snake) in his hand. Not in a box like normal people, but necked (restrained behind its head so it cannot bite). He had driven in a taxi (South African taxis are mini-buses FULL of people) for 30-40 minutes with this snake covered by his sleeve!!
Another person pitched up with a Puff Adder lying unrestrained on his arm and a small kid with him...
I work with these animals and never free handle venomous snakes and only neck them when essential. The biggest danger is if the animal gets loose from your hand as then it is right next to you and in a foul mood!
Those are the major ones which come to mind now.0 -
I work in an office building....
Co-worker caught in the mens room noisily pleasuring himself on more than one occasion
Homeless woman got in and took a dump all over the entrance hallway
Crabs discovered in the mens room
The poo all over the entry hall was the worst and smelled for at least a week after - they finally replaced the carpet months later.
Our building has a ladies room on almost every floor and definitely 2 on the ground floor. Guess she couldn't wait. I never let anyone I don't recognize follow me in the building - key card entry - I.D. or get lost - not going through that again!!!
Hold up....did the co-worker that was pounding his pud get canned? We had a guy in my building get caught a few years ago. His excuse? He read that pleasuring yourself could help relieve hangover symptoms. Great rebuttal, right? Get caught jacking it and blame it on a hangover. He was fired on the spot.
We have a lady on the floor below ours that refuses to use their bathroom. No idea why as she's never given a reason. The women on our floor hate her because she drops the kids off at the pool at least twice a day. The stench has been described as "hot garbage smothered in vomit." We now call her "Miss Stankbooty."0 -
We have a lady on the floor below ours that refuses to use their bathroom. No idea why as she's never given a reason. The women on our floor hate her because she drops the kids off at the pool at least twice a day. The stench has been described as "hot garbage smothered in vomit." We now call her "Miss Stankbooty."
I bet the smell is the reason she won't go on her floor.
I don't know if this qualifies as strange but at my old job I had a co-worker who felt the need to show whoever was around what a great job her bikini waxer did.0 -
I work in an office building....
Co-worker caught in the mens room noisily pleasuring himself on more than one occasion
Homeless woman got in and took a dump all over the entrance hallway
Crabs discovered in the mens room
The poo all over the entry hall was the worst and smelled for at least a week after - they finally replaced the carpet months later.
Our building has a ladies room on almost every floor and definitely 2 on the ground floor. Guess she couldn't wait. I never let anyone I don't recognize follow me in the building - key card entry - I.D. or get lost - not going through that again!!!
Hold up....did the co-worker that was pounding his pud get canned? We had a guy in my building get caught a few years ago. His excuse? He read that pleasuring yourself could help relieve hangover symptoms. Great rebuttal, right? Get caught jacking it and blame it on a hangover. He was fired on the spot.
We have a lady on the floor below ours that refuses to use their bathroom. No idea why as she's never given a reason. The women on our floor hate her because she drops the kids off at the pool at least twice a day. The stench has been described as "hot garbage smothered in vomit." We now call her "Miss Stankbooty."
Nope! He's still here!!0 -
Since I worked for so many years in the E.R., I've had a few.
Drunk guys with one eyebrow shaved off - with friends like that...
One older lady who came in with Saran Wrap up her VJJ because "it was itching".
Another man who came in with a titanium c**k ring that "some girl at a party" had put on him. To say this ring was thick is an understatement. It was stuck and cutting off circulation. Our standard ring cutter didn't even leave a scratch on the surface of this thing. We were thinking surgery, so he asked us to call his wife.
My co-worker was there when a guy came in with a vaccum cleaner trailing him under a trench coat. The attachment handle was stuck.0 -
Nope! He's still here!!
Do you happen to work for Vivid Video?0 -
Nope! He's still here!!
Do you happen to work for Vivid Video?
No - I have a very very very boooooooring desk job in a big office building. Hmmmmmm maybe he was bored too?!
But ewwwwwww - glad I didn't walk in on that!0 -
Nope! He's still here!!
Do you happen to work for Vivid Video?
No - I have a very very very boooooooring desk job in a big office building. Hmmmmmm maybe he was bored too?!
But ewwwwwww - glad I didn't walk in on that!
Haha. I'd rather walk in on Miss Stankbooty dropping bombs. He must have pics of the boss in a compromising situation.0 -
I work at a traffic courthouse and it seems like EVERY single defendant loses their citation ticket, so they call to get information about their court date...here's our typical conversation:
Defendant: Yea, I lost my ticket and need to know my court date.
Me: Ok, what's your name?
Defendant: John Doe
Me: I dont see you in our system...when did you get pulled over?
Defendant: I dont remember.
Me: Did a man or woman officer stop you?
Defendant: I dont know.
Me: Do you remember if it was a marked car or undercover that pulled you over?
Defendant: Uhhh i dont know that either.
Really, dude, were you even there when it happened?!!!0 -
I work with truckers. I don't really pay attention when they are talking, but overheard one talking about how the lady he had with him was a "lot lizard" and how he was going to drop her off on his way back at some truck stop... then proceeded to call his wife. :huh:0
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In high school I was a manager at Dairy Queen. One night, someone decided to paint the bathroom walls with their poo. I picked my least favorite person working for me that night, gave them an extra $20, told them to clean it and then they can go home early and I'd clock them out at the end of the night. I wasn't going to clean that up!0
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