Important Women's Health Issue*

Kristy1214
Kristy1214 Posts: 198
edited October 6 in Chit-Chat
Important Women's Health Issue:

* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:
- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Loss of virginity
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
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  • april_beth
    april_beth Posts: 616 Member
    i ♥ you.
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    Happy+Margarita+day.jpg
  • Lizzy_Sunflower
    Lizzy_Sunflower Posts: 1,510 Member
    :heart:
  • court182
    court182 Posts: 307
    LOVE it!!!!
  • fesse02
    fesse02 Posts: 88 Member
    I heart you!!! xxx
  • mikkijane1
    mikkijane1 Posts: 50 Member
    I LOVE this and I LOVE margaritas!
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Do they have these in extended release? I need them to last a long time!
  • Kristy1214
    Kristy1214 Posts: 198
    Do they have these in extended release? I need them to last a long time!

    one can only hope!
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    This is fabulous!!
  • dsckrc
    dsckrc Posts: 194 Member
    amen.
  • KnottyJen
    KnottyJen Posts: 1,070 Member
    BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! YES! In support of this thread, I will be drinking margaritas tomorrow night when I go out instead of my usual vodka & cranberry's. Phenomenal.
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    All20I20Want20Is20A20Margarita.jpg
  • JediMaster_intraining
    JediMaster_intraining Posts: 903 Member
    Totally! :heart: :drinker:
  • lovinlife71
    lovinlife71 Posts: 230
    :heart: :smooched: :laugh: :drinker:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    Hey sounds like saturday night
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    I had 3 huge primo margarita's from Buffalo Wild Wings last night.
  • Kristy1214
    Kristy1214 Posts: 198
    Hey sounds like saturday night

    It will be mine!
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Side effects may include:
    - Erotic lustfulness - this is is why I am sexually frustrated today
    - Loss of money - spent way more than I should have on Christmas shopping
    -And a desire to sing Karaoke - well, I always want to sing karaoke
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    why do i have a feeling most you of MFP girls could drink me sooo far under the table??? :drinker:
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    why do i have a feeling most you of MFP girls could drink me sooo far under the table??? :drinker:
    I used to have a super high tolerance but two things have changed
    1) I almost never drink alcohol, even a beer, so I'm not used to it anymore
    2) I am about 125 pounds lighter than I used to be

    I'm now a relative lightweight with the alcohol.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    this made me smile.
  • lemonadem
    lemonadem Posts: 398 Member
    Important Women's Health Issue:

    * Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
    * Do you suffer from shyness?
    * Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
    * Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.

    Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

    Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.

    Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include:
    - Dizziness
    - Nausea
    - Vomiting
    - Incarceration
    - Erotic lustfulness
    - Loss of motor control
    - Loss of clothing
    - Loss of money
    - Loss of virginity
    - Table dancing
    - Headache
    - Dehydration
    - Dry mouth
    - And a desire to sing Karaoke

    WARNINGS:
    * The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
    * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
    * The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

    Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

    :heart: :heart: :heart:
  • berv0009
    berv0009 Posts: 454 Member
    HAHA - Love this :)

    I think I want a Margarita tonight...
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    why do i have a feeling most you of MFP girls could drink me sooo far under the table??? :drinker:
    I could
    then I'd
    a. flex for you
    b.tell you how pretty you are
    c. start cursing

    where's the drinks? :D
  • jenn_is_trouble
    jenn_is_trouble Posts: 114
    LOL. On my honeymoon in Mexico, due to WAY too many Margaritas, I did karaoke (I've been told I'm tone deaf). My husband will NEVER let me forget this. Not one of my finer moments for sure!
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    why do i have a feeling most you of MFP girls could drink me sooo far under the table??? :drinker:
    I used to have a super high tolerance but two things have changed
    1) I almost never drink alcohol, even a beer, so I'm not used to it anymore
    2) I am about 125 pounds lighter than I used to be

    I'm now a relative lightweight with the alcohol.

    Wanna go out? :bigsmile: :drinker: :bigsmile:
  • kb455
    kb455 Posts: 679 Member
    Hahaha!! I LOVE this! Alcohol always eases me out of my shyness! :bigsmile:
  • caveats
    caveats Posts: 493 Member
    why do i have a feeling most you of MFP girls could drink me sooo far under the table??? :drinker:

    Haha I can't. I'm allergic to alcohol (no lie ... sigh). I can have a couple of (weak) drinks and be relatively okay, but anything more than that and the fever starts spiking. But that means I make an awesome DD ... and my big boat of a car fits a lot of drunk clowns. :drinker: :laugh:
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I'll have a martini, instead...gin or vodka...surprise me!

    I had a tequila night long ago...I can't drink it anymore.
  • Drunkadelic
    Drunkadelic Posts: 948 Member
    :drinker:

    Although tonight I think I'm going for the coffee porter :)
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