I've had it.
Beeazlebub
Posts: 38
That's it! I'm done with it. Listen up people, I don't run the EU, I don't possess people, and I DO NOT MAKE YOU GAIN WEIGHT! Heck, I have a weight problem as well since the descent, and need some friends...but we I will not tolerate people blaming me for not watching what they eat.
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the giggle fit
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Holy crap, it's the Dark One!0
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Hi pal. Did you get the lemon squares I sent?0
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Everyone knows TOM makes us fat, not you.0
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Hey see you saturday...bring the booze ok0
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Everyone knows TOM makes us fat, not you.
No, not everyone knows. You all have biology, chemistry, a better understanding of genetics and nutrition than ever before, and all over a frickin fitness site, I get trashed all day long. Some jerk earlier wrote a blog that I control the EU! So now I get blamed for cupcakes AND socialism? WTF! I'm so understood, and after a millenia in the dark, I'm so lonely. I've completely let myself go, my profile pic, I must admit, is 50,000 years old. I'm do embarassed to put my real one up. I just need some friends who I can support and who can support me. You can trust me.0 -
Can I make a reservation?0
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I like your food cake.0
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it´s never too late to dothe right thing. So you let yourself go??? Let just say that you had a stressfull milenia or two. Get back on the wagon
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Hey, you're back from Georgia!0
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Thanks everyone. And no, I had nothing to do with devil food cake, but I wish I did, that stuff is delicious! And just so everyone doesn't get confused, I know everyone likes to joke and all about making reservations to hell, but I have no say in the matter. The big G handles that. I'm just the warden of the prison, if you get my drift.0
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Can I make a reservation?
You're at my table. I made the reservation ages ago.0 -
Hi pal. Did you get the lemon squares I sent?
noW that made me LAUGH OUT LOUD...................
GOOD JOB, Satan's friend!0 -
I have a question if I may, actually it's a two-parter.Everyone knows TOM makes us fat, not you.
No, not everyone knows. You all have biology, chemistry, a better understanding of genetics and nutrition than ever before, and all over a frickin fitness site, I get trashed all day long. Some jerk earlier wrote a blog that I control the EU! So now I get blamed for cupcakes AND socialism? WTF! I'm so understood, and after a millenia in the dark, I'm so lonely. I've completely let myself go, my profile pic, I must admit, is 50,000 years old. I'm do embarassed to put my real one up. I just need some friends who I can support and who can support me. You can trust me.
1) Been back to Georgia lately?
2) You any better on that fiddle son?
Oh, feel free to add me as a friend if you like0 -
Dude, you are what you eat. Stop eating fat people.0
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I have a question if I may, actually it's a two-parter.Everyone knows TOM makes us fat, not you.
No, not everyone knows. You all have biology, chemistry, a better understanding of genetics and nutrition than ever before, and all over a frickin fitness site, I get trashed all day long. Some jerk earlier wrote a blog that I control the EU! So now I get blamed for cupcakes AND socialism? WTF! I'm so understood, and after a millenia in the dark, I'm so lonely. I've completely let myself go, my profile pic, I must admit, is 50,000 years old. I'm do embarassed to put my real one up. I just need some friends who I can support and who can support me. You can trust me.
1) Been back to Georgia lately?
2) You any better on that fiddle son?
Oh, feel free to add me as a friend if you like
No, I haven't been to Georgia, and I hate that story. It wasn't even me. There's this Incubus named Rick who likes to take my form and pick on hillbillies. The dumb SOB picks a fiddle fight with frickin Charlie Daniels, the next thing I know everyone in the south thinks I lost some idiotic fiddle contest. Just ticks me off to no end.0 -
So wait, I can't use the excuse that you made me do it anymore? Crap.0
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Please tell me you don't know anything about that night with my cousin. :indifferent:0
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I have a question if I may, actually it's a two-parter.Everyone knows TOM makes us fat, not you.
No, not everyone knows. You all have biology, chemistry, a better understanding of genetics and nutrition than ever before, and all over a frickin fitness site, I get trashed all day long. Some jerk earlier wrote a blog that I control the EU! So now I get blamed for cupcakes AND socialism? WTF! I'm so understood, and after a millenia in the dark, I'm so lonely. I've completely let myself go, my profile pic, I must admit, is 50,000 years old. I'm do embarassed to put my real one up. I just need some friends who I can support and who can support me. You can trust me.
1) Been back to Georgia lately?
2) You any better on that fiddle son?
Oh, feel free to add me as a friend if you like
No, I haven't been to Georgia, and I hate that story. It wasn't even me. There's this Incubus named Rick who likes to take my form and pick on hillbillies. The dumb SOB picks a fiddle fight with frickin Charlie Daniels, the next thing I know everyone in the south thinks I lost some idiotic fiddle contest. Just ticks me off to no end.
LMAO!! I needed this laugh tonight! Some might say I'd sell my soul for it!
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Tom cruise is totally gonna kick your *kitten* for taking that unicorn FYI.0
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you have left me speechless and that is a hard task0
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I have a question if I may, actually it's a two-parter.Everyone knows TOM makes us fat, not you.
No, not everyone knows. You all have biology, chemistry, a better understanding of genetics and nutrition than ever before, and all over a frickin fitness site, I get trashed all day long. Some jerk earlier wrote a blog that I control the EU! So now I get blamed for cupcakes AND socialism? WTF! I'm so understood, and after a millenia in the dark, I'm so lonely. I've completely let myself go, my profile pic, I must admit, is 50,000 years old. I'm do embarassed to put my real one up. I just need some friends who I can support and who can support me. You can trust me.
1) Been back to Georgia lately?
2) You any better on that fiddle son?
Oh, feel free to add me as a friend if you like
No, I haven't been to Georgia, and I hate that story. It wasn't even me. There's this Incubus named Rick who likes to take my form and pick on hillbillies. The dumb SOB picks a fiddle fight with frickin Charlie Daniels, the next thing I know everyone in the south thinks I lost some idiotic fiddle contest. Just ticks me off to no end.
I am not sure if you are aware of the political correctness trend going around these days (I always figured you and Nancy Pelosi had something to do with it), but the correct term is Appalachian-Americans not hillbillies.0 -
you have left me speechless and that is a hard task
All I'm asking is a chance. This is so rough for me to put myself out there like this when so many have preconceptions about me before we've even met. I'm not perfect, but I think I can make a good friend. Let's all lose weight together.0 -
Can I make a reservation?
You're at my table. I made the reservation ages ago.
I shall bring the fire water.0 -
Can I just say that I'm a really big fan of yours, I've seen all your films and read the Dennis Wheatly's, bought the tees and alarm clocks.
If I wanted to become a great despiser and foul Lord of the underworld what advice could you give me - drama classes ?0
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