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  • nurse_christieyne
    nurse_christieyne Posts: 231
    You remind me of my little toe! (Why, is it because I'm small and cute?) Nope, because I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table when I'm drunk.

    That is great!!!!
  • nurse_christieyne
    nurse_christieyne Posts: 231
    You remind me of my little toe! (Why, is it because I'm small and cute?) Nope, because I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table when I'm drunk.

    That is great!!!!
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
    you dont need much when you have charisma... I dont usually pull out the stops when I speak to someone for the first time... thats more of a first date thing :)
  • grapenutSF
    grapenutSF Posts: 648 Member
    If a guy approached me with some line back in my Boston bar days, I found it terribly clever and charming if I was attracted and goofy if I wasn't. If you're super cute (to the recipient) or are 6'3" with dimples, your lines are good. If not, you might find an alternate route to wooing.
  • abazooday727
    abazooday727 Posts: 150
    "Hey baby! I can suck start a Harley and put a vaccume on a chain link fence. Wanna see?" :devil: :smokin:
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    i'm 6'3" and i have dimples. i don't need lines.

    :love:
  • Justjoshin
    Justjoshin Posts: 999 Member
    "Nice Shoes, wanna ****?"

    Works like a charm....
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    "What kind of beer are you having?" .... single ladies in beer bars don't have to do anything more than that to take a guy home.
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    No words

    I just give a look and start strippin!!!!
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    Why are you still wearing a shirt?
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    "What kind of beer are you having?" .... single ladies in beer bars don't have to do anything more than that to take a guy home.

    That's probably more than they "have" to do...
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
    You remind me of my little toe! (Why, is it because I'm small and cute?) Nope, because I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table when I'm drunk.

    That's hilarious!
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
    Why are you still wearing a shirt?

    I like this one alot too!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
    You're like a trophy fish... I don't know whether to mount you or eat you.

    Oh, you are good!
  • jjjohnson31
    jjjohnson31 Posts: 108 Member
    "Hey baby! I can suck start a Harley and put a vaccume on a chain link fence. Wanna see?"

    Yes...yes I do...
  • runnerjenn0708
    runnerjenn0708 Posts: 400 Member
    i'm 6'3" and i have dimples. i don't need lines.

    Best answer thus far!
  • Fat_Bottomed_Girl
    Fat_Bottomed_Girl Posts: 355 Member
    Being the guy who isn't trying to get laid works the best on me, and they are about as common as "good lines".
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    "Nice Shoes, wanna ****?"

    Works like a charm....

    You charmer you!
  • Justjoshin
    Justjoshin Posts: 999 Member
    Being the guy who isn't trying to get laid works the best on me, and they are about as common as "good lines".

    This.

    Sometimes you need to be the guy that women are SAFE from.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    I'm horny. Works on my husband every time.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    "What kind of beer are you having?" .... single ladies in beer bars don't have to do anything more than that to take a guy home.

    That's probably more than they "have" to do...


    Well sure, but it never hurts to make some small talk first. ;)
  • CastleMadeOfSand
    CastleMadeOfSand Posts: 432 Member
    "Pursuant to Megan's law, I am obliged to tell you I am a convicted sex offender. What's your name?"
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    I'm hung like a tic tac, and your breath stinks. I think we can work something out here.

    Always works.
  • Fat_Bottomed_Girl
    Fat_Bottomed_Girl Posts: 355 Member
    Let's go SHOPPING!!!!
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