Say the most obvious thing ever to the above person.

Why won't you show your face?

Your (presumably) kids are adorable!

Your (presumably) kids are adorable!

You clearly don't know my kids!! ha ha !

you have a lot of flowers in your picture

Helmets help prevent head injuries

you're on a team

you haven't been skydiving

You have straight hair

there's a lady wearing a skirt that looks like a lampshade with one one leg standing in front of a box, that seems to contain glass, or something easily breakable that the movers are going to throw into the back of the moving truck and break all of its contents, and then you are going to get to your new house and open the box to find that everything is broken, but it will be too late to get a refund from the movers because you waited two months to open the box now you are cursing the movers in your basement alone, but then you discover the one legged lady wearing the lampshade skirt is in fact what was supposed to be in the box and only styrofoam pieces are left in the box so then you begin smashing them individually while smiling :-)

You must be very impressed by your accomplishments!

That looks VERY FRIGHTENING!

Im just confused!!!