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Coltsman4ever
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I would love to hear some new Confucius sayings. Who's got some? I'll start the ball rolling.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who going through turnstile sideways, going to Bancock0
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Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger!0
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Hahah! in my religion class this semester we devoted like 30 minutes of class for Confucius Say jokes!0 -
Confucius say, in order to re-use condom, turn inside out and shake the *kitten* out of it!
Don't use that one at church group.0 -
Confucius say man who jerk off into cash register will come into money0
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Confucius say man who jerk off into cash register will come into money
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...man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night.0
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Confucius say man who jerk off into cash register will come into money
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Confucius say, bicycle can not stand on own because it's two tired.0
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Damn these are good, mine was a repeat though0
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Confucious say Man who stand on toilet high on pot
Way to read the OP0 -
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it0
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Confucius say man who jerk off into cash register will come into money
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Confucius Say, A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded0
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Confucius say boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand0
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Man who comment on thread like this will regret later, doomed to have in his topic list way too long.0
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Confucius say he who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs0
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Confucius say woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.0
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