Confucius say...

Coltsman4ever
Coltsman4ever Posts: 602 Member
edited October 6 in Chit-Chat
I would love to hear some new Confucius sayings. Who's got some? I'll start the ball rolling.

Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    Confucius say: War not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
    Man who going through turnstile sideways, going to Bancock
  • Coltsman4ever
    Coltsman4ever Posts: 602 Member
    Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with stinky finger!
  • maritenour
    maritenour Posts: 107 Member
    Man who run in front of car get tired.

    Man who run behind car get exhausted.


    Hahah! in my religion class this semester we devoted like 30 minutes of class for Confucius Say jokes!
  • Coltsman4ever
    Coltsman4ever Posts: 602 Member
    Confucius say, in order to re-use condom, turn inside out and shake the *kitten* out of it!

    Don't use that one at church group.
  • ShapeUpSidney
    ShapeUpSidney Posts: 1,092 Member
    Confucius say man who jerk off into cash register will come into money
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    Confucius say man who jerk off into cash register will come into money

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    ...man who fights with wife all day, gets no piece at night.
  • diaryoffatdad
    diaryoffatdad Posts: 175 Member
    Confucius say man who jerk off into cash register will come into money

    awesome!
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
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  • Coltsman4ever
    Coltsman4ever Posts: 602 Member
    Confucius say, bicycle can not stand on own because it's two tired.
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Damn these are good, mine was a repeat though
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    Confucious say Man who stand on toilet high on pot

    Way to read the OP
  • debbiesue17
    debbiesue17 Posts: 10 Member
    It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it
  • Elen_Sia
    Elen_Sia Posts: 638 Member
    Confucius say man who jerk off into cash register will come into money

    ROFL!
  • myshell26
    myshell26 Posts: 113
    Confucius Say, A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    Confucius say boy who go to bed with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Man who comment on thread like this will regret later, doomed to have in his topic list way too long.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    Confucius say he who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    Confucius say woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    Man who comment on thread like this will regret later, doomed to have in his topic list way too long.

    Damnit, you're right.
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Confucius Say a single fact can ruin a good argument.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    Confucius say man who fuss with wife all day get no piece at night.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Man who comment on thread like this will regret later, doomed to have in his topic list way too long.
    Damnit, you're right.
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/421108-bumper-s-regret
  • myshell26
    myshell26 Posts: 113
    A few more...
    Confucius say, When one man rub lotion on another man, it is called "Men-Gay"
    Confucius say, Jamaican proctologist is called "Pokemon"
    Confucius say, A single fact can ruin a good argument
  • Coltsman4ever
    Coltsman4ever Posts: 602 Member
    Confucius say, man who stuck in pantry have *kitten* in jam.

    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

    Man who drop watch in toilet have shi**y time.

    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
  • Coltsman4ever
    Coltsman4ever Posts: 602 Member
    Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
    當你知道的事情，認為你知道它;而當你不知道的事情，讓你不知道它 - 這是知識。
  • lizzue
    lizzue Posts: 276 Member
    He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.
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