Tasty Breakfast, Potentially Deadly Consequences

CaptainGordo
CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
edited October 2024 in Food and Nutrition
I had one of my favorite food combinations for breakfast this morning: beans and eggs.

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My wife hates me. I'm a ticking timebomb now. Happy Friday, folks.

Any favorite foods that have deadly consequences? What food combination creates your "Perfect Storm"?

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  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    Corned beef and cabbage have similar results in my home.
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    I can't deal with really high-fat meals anymore. (Gallbladder removed.) Last week I had eggs earlier in the day and then went out for Indian food. Results were not optimal.
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
    You sir in trouble, it appears that you ate the yolks, ate some diary and ketchup is chock full of sugar, so a triple whammy of things that Dr Oz told me were bad for you
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    You sir in trouble, it appears that you ate the yolks, ate some diary and ketchup is chock full of sugar, so a triple whammy of things that Dr Oz told me were bad for you
    I know! Picking out a casket @ Costco.com right now.
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
    You sir in trouble, it appears that you ate the yolks, ate some diary and ketchup is chock full of sugar, so a triple whammy of things that Dr Oz told me were bad for you
    I know! Picking out a casket @ Costco.com right now.

    i hope for your sake you didn't wash it down with apple juice
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member

    Any favorite foods that have deadly consequences? What food combination creates your "Perfect Storm"?

    Nicely done EEG.

    For me, apparently it's chipotle burrito bol followed immediately by 11oz of greek yogurt and whey protein followed by several pieces of fruit (fiber) and then some waffles, but I think the waffles didn't really do anything.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    You sir in trouble, it appears that you ate the yolks, ate some diary and ketchup is chock full of sugar, so a triple whammy of things that Dr Oz told me were bad for you
    I know! Picking out a casket @ Costco.com right now.
    i hope for your sake you didn't wash it down with apple juice
    Sugar Free Rockstar! :drinker:

    The horrible chemicals will help embalm me. My toxic *kitten* gas will assure that my family is entombed with me, like an ancient Egyptian pharaoh.
  • Tuffjourney
    Tuffjourney Posts: 971 Member
    Your poor wife......:noway:
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,375 Member
    Deviled eggs give my brother gas. Of course he eats them nonstop when he comes over for holiday dinners.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 933 Member
    At least you won't die from drowning. All that gas will make you float like a buoy.

    EEG in an hour.
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  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    Pizza and beer, it's the one-two punch combo. Kind of like getting hit with two haymakers
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    white castle onion chips---nuff said.
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    Deviled eggs give my brother gas. Of course he eats them nonstop when he comes over for holiday dinners.

    Quit making them...
  • Poohsta0
    Poohsta0 Posts: 138 Member
    Hilarious!
  • n_unocero
    n_unocero Posts: 445 Member
    anything with onions. specifically onion rings and fajitas. =\
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,375 Member
    Deviled eggs give my brother gas. Of course he eats them nonstop when he comes over for holiday dinners.

    Quit making them...

    I like them too. I just have to hide them from my brother.
  • jdhosier
    jdhosier Posts: 315 Member
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    Replace the ketchup with a good hot sauce and put it on a burrito and I am totally there.

    My standard breakfast is a 4 egg omelet with peppers, onions and mushrooms with Salsa and Cholula hot sause. Sometimes I add a slice of toast and sometimes a corn tortilla.

    FYI - my cholesterol is under 140. Lucky genetics, I guess.
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,331 Member
    pimento cheese spread, my mom adds boiled eggs lol, problem is the whole family loves it and we just sit around eating it breakfast, lunch, dinner and snack.....................oh the horror
  • TheirEllie82
    TheirEllie82 Posts: 162 Member
    You sir in trouble, it appears that you ate the yolks, ate some diary and ketchup is chock full of sugar, so a triple whammy of things that Dr Oz told me were bad for you
    I know! Picking out a casket @ Costco.com right now.
    i hope for your sake you didn't wash it down with apple juice
    Sugar Free Rockstar! :drinker:

    The horrible chemicals will help embalm me. My toxic *kitten* gas will assure that my family is entombed with me, like an ancient Egyptian pharaoh.
    ^^this has made my day
  • JennLifts
    JennLifts Posts: 1,913 Member
    You sir in trouble, it appears that you ate the yolks, ate some diary and ketchup is chock full of sugar, so a triple whammy of things that Dr Oz told me were bad for you

    I was thinking the same thing! Whole eggs. YAY!
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    We can tie strings to your limbs, EEG -- and relive the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

    Mine would have to be bananas. When I used to make smoothies with a bunch of overly ripe bananas, holy mother of bloat. I could keep the house warm for days after.
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    My old roommate still reminds me of a particular incident with deviled eggs. I think I ate about a dozen of them. Those things are evil!
  • JennLifts
    JennLifts Posts: 1,913 Member
    Spinach. I can't eat it. At all. I was using like half a bag in my shakes, and when I figured out that's what it was, I quit immediately. All better :-P
  • Amber82479
    Amber82479 Posts: 629 Member

    Any favorite foods that have deadly consequences? What food combination creates your "Perfect Storm"?

    Nicely done EEG.

    For me, apparently it's chipotle burrito bol followed immediately by 11oz of greek yogurt and whey protein followed by several pieces of fruit (fiber) and then some waffles, but I think the waffles didn't really do anything.

    Chipotle will kill me every single time.
  • cclark1203
    cclark1203 Posts: 244 Member
    You sir in trouble, it appears that you ate the yolks, ate some diary and ketchup is chock full of sugar, so a triple whammy of things that Dr Oz told me were bad for you
    I know! Picking out a casket @ Costco.com right now.
    i hope for your sake you didn't wash it down with apple juice
    Sugar Free Rockstar! :drinker:

    The horrible chemicals will help embalm me. My toxic *kitten* gas will assure that my family is entombed with me, like an ancient Egyptian pharaoh.
    \
    Hahaha, you are killin me!!!
    Mine is bananas, protein shakes and eggs. Even the dog runs away...
  • ackeebee
    ackeebee Posts: 1,042 Member
    anything with coconut milk..
    cabbage
    baked beans and red kidney beans
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    We can tie strings to your limbs, EEG -- and relive the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

    Mine would have to be bananas. When I used to make smoothies with a bunch of overly ripe bananas, holy mother of bloat. I could keep the house warm for days after.
    Oh dude... I don't bloat. I toot!
  • czechsmate
    czechsmate Posts: 556 Member
    You sir in trouble, it appears that you ate the yolks, ate some diary and ketchup is chock full of sugar, so a triple whammy of things that Dr Oz told me were bad for you
    I know! Picking out a casket @ Costco.com right now.
    i hope for your sake you didn't wash it down with apple juice
    Sugar Free Rockstar! :drinker:


    The horrible chemicals will help embalm me. My toxic *kitten* gas will assure that my family is entombed with me, like an ancient Egyptian pharaoh.

    Now that right there is some funny *kitten*, so to speak :bigsmile: :laugh:
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Funny for us, maybe, but think how his wife feels! :laugh:
  • lilRicki
    lilRicki Posts: 4,555 Member
    Way to many foods to name...but examples are Dairy, mashed turnips, energy drinks, spaghetti squash. The only thing i do leave out of my diet is the dairy and energy drinks, the rest I just apologize for later.
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