If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

CreepyOne
CreepyOne Posts: 221 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
just wondering :)
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  • livnlite
    livnlite Posts: 520 Member
    Pfffttt! The last time I bought some sexy lingerie, I held it up and then let it fall to a crumpled pile on the floor and said to the sales lady .. " Do you think he'd like it?"
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,434 Member
    Hooray! A group has been created to house comic gems like this: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/groups/home/1462-silly-if-jokes
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,136 Member
    Didn't you post this "joke" the other day?
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,976 Member
    Hooray! A group has been created to house comic gems like this: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/groups/home/1462-silly-if-jokes

    I keep them in a little scrapbook in my PANTS pocket.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,434 Member
    Didn't you post this "joke" the other day?
    Jokes are funny. This is more of an observation.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,375 Member
    Love isn't blind. It's just tinted with rosy colored glasses.
  • april_beth
    april_beth Posts: 613 Member
    Hooray! A group has been created to house comic gems like this: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/groups/home/1462-silly-if-jokes

    I keep them in a little scrapbook in my PANTS pocket.

    *high five*
  • evil_rider
    evil_rider Posts: 81 Member
    You know what I'm wondering? I'm wondering which of about 10 sites you're pulling your jokes from....... 0/10 for originality.
  • Pams_Shadow
    Pams_Shadow Posts: 232 Member
    Blind people read with their fingers... think of the lace, leather, and bows as porno braille
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,434 Member
    You know what I'm wondering? I'm wondering which of about 10 sites you're pulling your jokes from....... 0/10 for originality.
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  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 933 Member
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  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
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  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    Lust
  • 3GKnight
    3GKnight Posts: 203 Member
    If love is blind...why don't we have a thread dedicated to useless questions?
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,962 Member
    GO AWAY.
    Your jokes are not funny. Your previous posts were not funny AND offensive, why do you think they were deleted right away?
  • KyleB65
    KyleB65 Posts: 1,196 Member
    Love may be blind but lust is a visual game!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,187 Member
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  • CreepyOne
    CreepyOne Posts: 221 Member
    Well I hear and see some of the complaints lmao.....................sad part is that you actually come in the thread and actually look at it lmao.........isn't that ironic.....
  • horndave
    horndave Posts: 563 Member
    Pfffttt! The last time I bought some sexy lingerie, I held it up and then let it fall to a crumpled pile on the floor and said to the sales lady .. " Do you think he'd like it?"


    HAHAHA, It looks good on the floor like that.
  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    Love may be blind, but love and lust are two different animals.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,740 Member
    I don't mind poking around at something silky. I mean that's like saying handcuffs are only for the police. Let me tell you ladies, sorry Sting is not sexy. and he sings about stalkers. that is not romance.
    I say just stick to flannel pjs.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,187 Member
    Well I hear and see some of the complaints lmao.....................sad part is that you actually come in the thread and actually look at it lmao.........isn't that ironic.....
    Well if people don't tell you that your "jokes" aren't funny, you will continue thinking that you are the world's greatest comedian. :smile:
  • LeanMeanFitnessMachine
    LeanMeanFitnessMachine Posts: 659 Member
    Lingerie is adds to lust and affection. Love is the emotion that accompanies it.
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,093 Member
    Well I hear and see some of the complaints lmao.....................sad part is that you actually come in the thread and actually look at it lmao.........isn't that ironic.....

    Scott the funeral director?
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,976 Member
    Well I hear and see some of the complaints lmao.....................sad part is that you actually come in the thread and actually look at it lmao.........isn't that ironic.....

    Like rain on a wedding day
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
    because thats not love, its hornyness :wink: :drinker:
  • y_53kg
    y_53kg Posts: 35 Member
    Love is blind because My mother started loving me before seeing my face
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
    Well I hear and see some of the complaints lmao.....................sad part is that you actually come in the thread and actually look at it lmao.........isn't that ironic.....

    Like rain on a wedding day
    Like 10,000 spoons when you've already paid.
  • YukonJoy
    YukonJoy Posts: 1,271 Member
    Well I hear and see some of the complaints lmao.....................sad part is that you actually come in the thread and actually look at it lmao.........isn't that ironic.....

    No actually. That is not ironic. Maybe you should look up the definition of "ironic", Alanis Morissette.
  • Jones4177
    Jones4177 Posts: 136 Member
    thats what you call lust not love
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