TOM, Gas, or I impregnated myself...

odusgolp
odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
It's a conundrum...
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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    It's your thyroid.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    details, please
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Drink more water.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,187 Member
    Drink more water.
    Drink less water. Eat more sodium.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,025 Member
    You know better than to eat simple carbs!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Suck it up, sweetheart.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
    Whatever you do, don't go to the bathroom in a gas station or fast food place....a baby might pop out!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    You know better than to eat simple carbs!

    I dipped cheese in mayo, cause i hear white stuff has the best carbs, right?
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    You know better than to eat simple carbs!

    I dipped cheese in mayo, cause i hear white stuff has the best carbs, right?
    see, I always thougth white stuff was all protein, now I am confused again
  • annabellj
    annabellj Posts: 1,337 Member
    i hate it when i impregnate myself
  • annabellj
    annabellj Posts: 1,337 Member
    You know better than to eat simple carbs!

    I dipped cheese in mayo, cause i hear white stuff has the best carbs, right?
    see, I always thougth white stuff was all protein, now I am confused again
    lmfao! hahaha just had a conversation about gagging earlier! ha! wait no... i dont ever gag on that
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,282 Member
    Crap that reminds me I forgot to take my pill last night. I know those little spermies were just waiting... I better pop three when I get home...
  • bjshooter
    bjshooter Posts: 1,173 Member
    You need to eat back your exercise calories!!!
  • jjjohnson31
    jjjohnson31 Posts: 108 Member
    Drink more water.
    Drink less water. Eat more sodium.
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    Less sodium, more Potassium and vitamin B12
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Crap that reminds me I forgot to take my pill last night. I know those little spermies were just waiting... I better pop three when I get home...
    3? Better make that 4? Actually, on second thought, post a thread about it. Then youll get the right answer!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I take seven pills the morning after self-satisfying activities. Same as the morning after pill. It's never failed me yet.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    If you had sucked it up and dealt with it, there would be no need for this thread.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,301 Member
    Just as long as you can still poop all will be okay.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 933 Member
    I think you feel a poop coming on.
  • scapez
    scapez Posts: 2,018 Member
    You should try HCG.
  • AZakery
    AZakery Posts: 3 Member
    I have that same feeling. If I do an enema with some sulfuric acid it helps.
  • bcampbell54
    bcampbell54 Posts: 932 Member
    It's a conundrum...
    Conundrums keep you from impregnating yourself
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I think you feel a poop coming on.

    *gasp* that's it... I'm so foolish.

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  • jjjohnson31
    jjjohnson31 Posts: 108 Member
    self-satisfying activities.
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  • carolynmittens
    carolynmittens Posts: 344 Member
    it's clearly just muscle gain. especially if you're on day 1 level 1 of the 30DS.
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    I have that same feeling. If I do an enema with some sulfuric acid it helps.

    That sounds corrosive and dangerous.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    I have that same feeling. If I do an enema with some sulfuric acid it helps.
    wha wha what?
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    You know better than to eat simple carbs!

    I dipped cheese in mayo, cause i hear white stuff has the best carbs, right?
    see, I always thougth white stuff was all protein, now I am confused again
    lmfao! hahaha just had a conversation about gagging earlier! ha! wait no... i dont ever gag on that
    :love: :love: :love: Swoon :love: :love: :love:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    Did you notice a rather sticky one of these laying around? If not, its most likely gas.

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  • annabellj
    annabellj Posts: 1,337 Member
    You know better than to eat simple carbs!

    I dipped cheese in mayo, cause i hear white stuff has the best carbs, right?
    see, I always thougth white stuff was all protein, now I am confused again
    lmfao! hahaha just had a conversation about gagging earlier! ha! wait no... i dont ever gag on that
    :love: :love: :love: Swoon :love: :love: :love:
    yep my husband loves me! lol
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