Say the most OBVIOUS thing to the above poster.

you took your own picture

Watch out for that shark!

There's jewelry in your picture, but not a person wearing jewelry.

You look very tall!

I am very tall... well, much taller than my hubby, anyway (he's 5'5.5" and I'm 5'10").

You're a Texas nurse... and mom.

You're smiling.

That photo is in sepia tone

Wow! You lost a lot of weight! Congrats!

oops you like sesame street!!

You should know who said "Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm? ..."

And you my friend, you know the force!

DOH! The cat is out of the bag!