Say the most OBVIOUS thing to the above poster.

You're too late

Your holding a phone in your hand

Where's the top of your head?

Oh, nevermind, it only cuts if off in the thumbnail. Fail.

White gloves

That's not you in your avatar.

you have a naughty dog

You're a grouch.

Sports fan

Oops - I posted after someone else.

You have a bow on your shirt.