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shinjuku_mitose
shinjuku_mitose Posts: 3
edited October 6 in Health and Weight Loss
I need to loose 25 pounds before January 1st for new years.
Can anyone help me?

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  • MaraDiaz
    MaraDiaz Posts: 4,604 Member
    Grab a saw and pick your list favorite limb to lop off?
  • fitaliciag
    fitaliciag Posts: 373
    wow, no. impossible, sorry
  • EricNCSU
    EricNCSU Posts: 699 Member
    Grab a saw and pick your list favorite limb to lop off?

    LOL
  • shinjuku_mitose
    shinjuku_mitose Posts: 3
    it is possible, because I BELIEVE IN MYSELF
  • rossi02
    rossi02 Posts: 549 Member
    Grab a saw and pick your list favorite limb to lop off?

    I was about to ask if the use of both legs is considered important! HA
  • rossi02
    rossi02 Posts: 549 Member
    it is possible, because I BELIEVE IN MYSELF

    Well, while you are at it.. can you believe me up a latte and donut?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Please allow me to be your enabler. There's always one in every thread like this.

    (clear throat, does some arm windmills to loosen up)

    DRINK TONS OF WATER, AND LOOK INTO HCG! A GAL AT WORK DID IT AND LOST TONZ OF WEIGHT!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    Don't eat bananas.
  • shinjuku_mitose
    shinjuku_mitose Posts: 3
    Don't eat bananas.

    Bananas cause starvation mode?
  • Larius
    Larius Posts: 507 Member
    I'm normally against starvation, but don't feed the trolls!
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Reduce your net calories to 1175. Should do the trick..
  • anyonebutmehaha
    anyonebutmehaha Posts: 174
    jan 1st 2013? no problem!
    if you meant next week tho, no way. sorry.
  • rocketpants
    rocketpants Posts: 419 Member
    may I suggest methamphetamine. You could drop 25 for sure!!! plus you get that festive horror movie look.

    elaine-vengen.jpg
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Don't eat bananas.

    Bananas cause starvation mode?

    Bananas are the root of all evil...or maybe the fruit of all evil.....something like that.
  • RyanDanielle5101
    RyanDanielle5101 Posts: 533
    may I suggest methamphetamine. You could drop 25 for sure!!! plus you get that festive horror movie look.

    elaine-vengen.jpg

    Don't forget meth mouth can be attractive too!!!

    142fzpw.jpg

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Don't eat bananas.
    Bananas cause starvation mode?
    No. It's because they are white, and white foods are bad. Very bad. They give you cancer.
  • Football_N_Guns
    Football_N_Guns Posts: 297 Member
    The smoking crack all day method works well for me.
  • Mumblelove
    Mumblelove Posts: 19 Member
    noodles....smh
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
    may I suggest methamphetamine. You could drop 25 for sure!!! plus you get that festive horror movie look.

    elaine-vengen.jpg

    Don't forget meth mouth can be attractive too!!!

    142fzpw.jpg

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    I look like a crazy person, sitting here giggling to myself because of this post!
  • omgitsgarry
    omgitsgarry Posts: 138
    I love you, Joe. ;D
  • dad106
    dad106 Posts: 4,868 Member
    I need to loose 25 pounds before January 1st for new years.
    Can anyone help me?

    You realize thats like a week right? There is no way on God's green earth this will happen..

    But if you're so inclined to try, then starve.. thats pretty much the only option.
  • lmelangley
    lmelangley Posts: 1,039 Member
    25 lbs in a week isn't very feasible - unless you have a ton of water weight. Stay away from all soda, especially diet soda, and drink tons of water. Eat only vegetables. Be aware that once you start eating normally, the weight will mostly come back. The only way to lose weight and keep it off is to modify your diet and give it time.

    Good luck.
  • rachmaree
    rachmaree Posts: 782 Member
    muri janai desuka? sukoshi zutu yaseta hou ga iin janai?
  • capaxinfiniti
    capaxinfiniti Posts: 367 Member
    25 lbs in a week isn't very feasible - unless you have a ton of water weight. Stay away from all soda, especially diet soda, and drink tons of water. Eat only vegetables. Be aware that once you start eating normally, the weight will mostly come back. The only way to lose weight and keep it off is to modify your diet and give it time.

    Good luck.

    Exactly.
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