To the MFP women who are Crushing on me.......

BEERRUNNER
BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
edited October 6 in Chit-Chat
This is a most early message to all the fine young women who currently have a crush on me. By early I mean this is to remind you that Valentines day is coming. Feel free to indulge in sending me your most romantic and seductive messages that day!:heart:

Of course if you can not resist in communicating with this awesomely tanned big brown man....well message away at me as you feel needed.:devil:

that is all, carry on....

Your MFP crush

Beerrunner
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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Bumping this for my bro...
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    i love how this has no responses.... hahahaha

    *♥* you Osito.
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    And to think I was going to keep it bottled up inside, thanks for the "go ahead" Jaime!
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    Can't let this go without commenting...

    just waiting on the ladies to start pouring in here.. gotta get my comment in early...

    Send your leftovers my way bro
  • lorac321
    lorac321 Posts: 614 Member
    Calendar marked :)
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    i love how this has no responses.... hahahaha

    *♥* you Osito.

    lol
  • AwesomeSauce4
    AwesomeSauce4 Posts: 1,062 Member
    This is a most early message to all the fine young women who currently have a crush on me. By early I mean this is to remind you that Valentines day is coming. Feel free to indulge in sending me your most romantic and seductive messages that day!:heart:

    Of course if you can not resist in communicating with this awesomely tanned big brown man....well message away at me as you feel needed.:devil:

    that is all, carry on....

    Your MFP crush

    Beerrunner


    LMAO!!!!
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  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    And to think I was going to keep it bottled up inside, thanks for the "go ahead" Jaime!

    dont hold back babycakes......gie it to me all...BUT be aware that you might not be able to handle the full passionate force that is me...Beerrunner!:devil:
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    What about the guys? CrossedArms.gif
  • ScrewyChars-13040707
    ScrewyChars-13040707 Posts: 65 Member
    What about the guys? CrossedArms.gif




    carl il be yor valentine lol
  • Veganniee
    Veganniee Posts: 460 Member
    lol Love it!
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    What about the guys? CrossedArms.gif




    carl il be yor valentine lol

    :heart: :flowerforyou:
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    However, what the ladies don't realize is that I'm like a romance test pilot. I'm already pushing the romantic envelope every single evening. So if you try to push it any harder, the love jet will not be able to handle the strain and will go spinning wildly out of control!:bigsmile:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    However, what the ladies don't realize is that I'm like a romance test pilot. I'm already pushing the romantic envelope every single evening. So if you try to push it any harder, the love jet will not be able to handle the strain and will go spinning wildly out of control!:bigsmile:
    There's a pill for that, bro.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    To put it another way, if you were to receive the full brunt of my seduction, you would lose your mind. Right now there is a woman in a hospital who has been in a persistent satisfied but vegetative state ever since a young Beerrunner decided to give it his romantic all. She could not handle the pleasure she was receiving, and her mind shut down, even though her body was still very fine.
  • ScrewyChars-13040707
    ScrewyChars-13040707 Posts: 65 Member
    lmao
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    I have got one Valentine so far.:blushing:

    Hope BEERRUNNER is doing good too. :smile:
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    You see, Beerrunner has, over time, been able to finely calibrate how much seduction a woman can handle before she loses her mind without literally losing her mind. Ladies always ask to try and handle the full Smoove, but each time I slowly shake my head, thinking of that smiling woman in the hospital hooked up to all those machines and knowing I must never do that again.
  • brattyworm
    brattyworm Posts: 2,137 Member
    this made me laugh.. Sure do hope you get all the valentines you want.
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    HELL YEAH!
  • WendyFitMomCHANGED
    WendyFitMomCHANGED Posts: 311 Member
    The señoritas pantalones are muy caliente for Nacho Libre!! :)
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    The señoritas pantalones are muy caliente for Nacho Libre!! :)

    Are you telling me your hot for this here tall awesomely tanned big man???:bigsmile:
  • Purpleflipflops
    Purpleflipflops Posts: 563 Member
    Oh, thank you for posting this, I was so worried That I wouldn't have anywhere to pour my love.
  • alapoint89
    alapoint89 Posts: 632
    wow your conceded
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    Oh, thank you for posting this, I was so worried That I wouldn't have anywhere to pour my love.

    pOUR IT ALL OVER ME BABYCAKES.......ALL OVER.....OHHH YEAH!! :bigsmile:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    wow your conceded
    First, did you mean "conceited"?

    Second, if you did, then...

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  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    wow your conceded
    First, did you mean "conceited"?

    Second, if you did, then...

    44d61455315980c08cce79c3d2d578cf.gif

    that gif made me LOL
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    Gag.
  • lbencomo
    lbencomo Posts: 30 Member
    I needed a good laugh thank you
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