Your Daily Dashing Tips by James The Grouch

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If there is anything that matters as much as your health does it has to be your looks:

No one wants to be seen with a person that looks like a gremlin; you want to look your best. With being Dashing it takes a lot of care. Some people like myself.....okay actually I am the only one who is special enough to wake up and look drop dead Dashing, but you too can come close to my looks. Just follow everything I say you'll have wolves howling at the moon because you're sooooo stunning.


First tip: The first thing I notice aboot people is their teeth. Please and I mean please brush your teeth daily.

Here's how I start my morning:

I start by flossing ( I don't care what kind of floss you use because floss is floss, but you would want to get something that doesn't make your gums bleed.)

Next I use a pre rinse whitener (There's listerine, but I always use the store brand because Colgate doesn't have a pre rinse whitener.)


THIS IS WHAT MAKES ME SOOOOOOO DASHING:


My first brush consists of using these combinations:

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http://www.overstockdrugstore.com/product_images/v/035000764522.jpg (this is a cleaner)

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http://www.stockngo.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/o/colgate-pro-clinical-daily-cleaning-mint-4oz-1.jpg

This is what I call the cleaning cycle, but we need to add the whitening as well. While you're cleaning you're also making your teeth whiter. Besides, these two aren't whiteners so that is main reason for adding the booster.


After you've brushed for two minutes next it is time for the final step:


THE WHITENING


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http://www.overstockdrugstore.com/product_images/v/035000764522.jpg


So you put both of these on your tooth brush and go at it for two minutes. This polishes to make your teeth even whiter and shinier.


That is what I do in the morning.



At Night before bed I use the renewal

http://www.shespeaks.com/pages/img/review/21hO-rXOBLL._SL500_AA300__02212011003837.jpg


This replaces the enamel on your teeth so while you're sleeping you're avoiding those dangerous germs that cause gingivitis. If you drink coffee and/or sodas a lot this will help you a lot, but if you drink coffee a lot add the whitening booster to this as well.

This is the toothbrush I recommend by the way:


http://www.aisleate.com/ProductImages/n7114.jpg

If you continue to do this everyday of the week you will be as Dashing as The Grouch known as James. :happy:

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  • heresmyinsidevoice
    heresmyinsidevoice Posts: 311 Member
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    Who knew that anyone who lives in a garbage can would have such great oral cleansing habits? Thanks James. I'm more dashing for reading this.
  • blueandigo
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    I use the toothpaste that is thrown out once the dog has finished biting through it.


    You're welcome.
  • cscheiern
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    You are awesome! I love clean teeth!
  • DayumStraightIAmEllie
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    OMG.....why did i just read all of this.

    I am seriously laughing..no idea why i love this...but i do.

    Thanks for the laugh:)
  • blueandigo
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    You read this because you want to be dashing like moi.
  • blueandigo
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    Prepare yourselves for number 2 soon.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Prepare yourselves for number 2 soon.
    I like to announce my number 2's too.
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
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    Prepare yourselves for number 2 soon.
    I like to announce my number 2's too.

    :laugh:
  • jlemoore
    jlemoore Posts: 702 Member
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    damn! your "pearlys" really are that white!