who got dumped by their MFP crush? :)

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  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    @KandyJo...Giggles..


    But you know you love me♥
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    I once had a crush take a dump on me. Since I'm into that the crush has only intensified. I have my chloroform, gag, and windowless van all revving to go.
  • stayxtrue
    stayxtrue Posts: 1,186 Member
    I dont think so... :D
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    not me
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,850 Member
    Oh my goodness, I didn't know people had turned this into a dating site. I'll avoid the trouble by keeping just woman on my friends list.

    pffffft. this is not a foolproof plan. good try though...
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    It's true.... Who can resist a Faerie :wink:
    @KandyJo...Giggles..


    But you know you love me♥
  • ummlovelovesyou
    ummlovelovesyou Posts: 1,024 Member
    I'm sure I was dumped haha :ohwell:
  • King_Bee
    King_Bee Posts: 275 Member
    If I had a nickel for every "No I can't do this, I'm a married woman..." I'd buy myself an elliptical machine.


    :tongue: :laugh:

    Wish I would get that response.

    Once a cheater, always a cheater.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    I once had a crush take a dump on me. Since I'm into that the crush has only intensified. I have my chloroform, gag, and windowless van all revving to go.

    I thought i saw you outside my house last night!!!
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    Oh my goodness, I didn't know people had turned this into a dating site. I'll avoid the trouble by keeping just woman on my friends list.

    pffffft. this is not a foolproof plan. good try though...

    LMAO!
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    Oh my goodness, I didn't know people had turned this into a dating site. I'll avoid the trouble by keeping just woman on my friends list.

    pffffft. this is not a foolproof plan. good try though...

    LMAO!

    **SNORT**
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    :laugh: too funny!!
    Oh my goodness, I didn't know people had turned this into a dating site. I'll avoid the trouble by keeping just woman on my friends list.

    pffffft. this is not a foolproof plan. good try though...
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    Dang, I need to get someone to have a crush on me! LOL!!!

    lol I was thinking the same hahaha! jk


    Maybe we should start a group for the "Crushless" :sad:

    I think so too - I feel a tad left out :sad:
  • fit4mom
    fit4mom Posts: 1,352 Member
    I think so/ I got dumped twice. It's a good thing (Martha Stewart):huh:
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    Single women are myths, much like unicorns. ;) Even the ones that are single aren't single lol
    I think we'll find Bigfoot, little green men, the loch ness monster and chupacobras before a single woman can be found!

    Be wary. Some will claim to be ... but this is only a trick to get to the precious....

    lol
  • blueandigo
    blueandigo Posts: 296
    You can't dump the crushless.

    - Dashing
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    I take good care of my crushes, and they don't dump me.
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
    I do all the dumping 'round these parts. :tongue:
  • PepeGreggerton
    PepeGreggerton Posts: 986 Member
    I do all the dumping 'round these parts. :tongue:

    just make sure you spray the Lysol when you're done.
  • tigertown11
    tigertown11 Posts: 310
    Creepers don't count do they? I had to drop one, just cuz' it started to feel uncomfortable. Be careful of breaking relationships & marriages.
  • ImKindOfABigDeal40
    ImKindOfABigDeal40 Posts: 807 Member
    I do all the dumping 'round these parts. :tongue:

    just make sure you spray the Lysol when you're done.
    Or light a match!
  • Iamkim73
    Iamkim73 Posts: 924 Member
    If I had a nickel for every "No I can't do this, I'm a married woman..." I'd buy myself an elliptical machine.


    :tongue: :laugh:
    That is too funny!
  • chaylajean
    chaylajean Posts: 26
    Join a dating website...
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
    Join a dating website...

    Isn't that what MFP is... a dating site for fitness/ diet fanatics? :tongue:
  • FlyEaglesGuy
    FlyEaglesGuy Posts: 436 Member
    Oh my goodness, I didn't know people had turned this into a dating site. I'll avoid the trouble by keeping just woman on my friends list.

    The definition of CRUSH does not mean DATE. I'm just saying !!!
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    lol Not yet....Hoping not any time soon :)

    I try and take good care of my lovelies.
  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    Double post. Duh.
  • AZTrailRunner
    AZTrailRunner Posts: 1,199 Member
    Oh my goodness, I didn't know people had turned this into a dating site. I'll avoid the trouble by keeping just woman on my friends list.

    The definition of CRUSH does not mean DATE. I'm just saying !!!

    ^^^ Agreed! (Sometimes the stick has to be surgically removed. :wink:)
  • Jeff92se
    Jeff92se Posts: 3,369 Member
    How does one know one of your friends is a "crush" perse?
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
    Yup
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