And that was when the fight started.

d2footballJRC
d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
edited October 6 in Chit-Chat
A wife sits next to her husband on the couch and asks, " what is on the TV?"
The husband replys, "dust".
That is when the fight started.


A man who was an avid fisherman woke up early as usual on Saturday morning, went to the garage and started to leave with his boat to go fishing. The weather was too rough however, heavy rain and wind, so he backed back into the garage, went inside, took off his clothes and jumped back into the bed with his wife.
Wow, he said, the weather is terrible out there. His wife, still half asleep, responded, " I know, can you believe that idiot husband of mine went fishing in it?".
That is when the fight started

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  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Curtis and Leroy and their wives were visiting a big city shopping mall.
    They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

    Curtis asked Leroy, "What is this?".
    Leroy responded, "I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don`t know what it is!".

    While they were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
    wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
    The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
    The walls closed and they watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up.
    They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
    Then, walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24 year old woman stepped out.

    Curtis turned to his wife,excitedly, and said "There, Dream Boat; You try it."

    AND THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
    Anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 170 In about 3 seconds.'
    I bought her a scale.
    And that was when the fight started.
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
    Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
    The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing My curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is Proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.
    When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
    She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too.'
    And that was when the fight started.
  • AggieLu
    AggieLu Posts: 873 Member
    I asked my husband to take me somewhere expensive for my birthday.

    He took me to the gas station.

    And that's when the fight started.

    LOL :)
  • AggieLu
    AggieLu Posts: 873 Member
    I asked my husband to take me somewhere expensive for my birthday.

    He took me to the gas station.

    And that's when the fight started.

    LOL :)
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    Good one :-)

    My wife told me to whisper dirty things in her ear..
    I whispered...dishes..laundry...kitchen...
    and that was when the fight started.
  • NiciS72
    NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
    I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ”I AM NOT HAPPY!!!” So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?”

    And then the fight started…..


    My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

    And that's when the fight started....

    I was at home watching TV with the Old lady and was switching back and forth between the golf channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake. Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to play golf." And thats How the Fight Started.....
  • mwright24skinny
    mwright24skinny Posts: 122 Member
    I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it…. He was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, ”I AM NOT HAPPY!!!” So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?”

    And then the fight started…..


    My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?" She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes." So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

    And that's when the fight started....

    I was at home watching TV with the Old lady and was switching back and forth between the golf channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake. Leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to play golf." And thats How the Fight Started.....




    Funny!
  • manjingirl
    manjingirl Posts: 188 Member
    haha, just want to make this stay in my list.
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