There was a blonde on a plane

Anna_Banana
Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
edited September 19 in Chit-Chat
Sorry to you blonde's I just couldn't help myself.

THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.


THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.


SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.


THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."


THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND

WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.


THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO T HE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.


THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."


THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST


THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.


THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY."

SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON ......"

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  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    Sorry to you blonde's I just couldn't help myself.

    THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.


    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET.


    SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.


    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."


    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND

    WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.


    THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO T HE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.


    THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."


    THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST


    THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.


    THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."

    HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY."

    SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.

    THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.

    I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON ......"
  • Redneckwoman
    Redneckwoman Posts: 668 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Juicey1401
    Juicey1401 Posts: 126 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MTGirl
    MTGirl Posts: 1,490 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: Good think I wasn't drinking anything when I read that punch line! I've finally learned . . . :laugh:
  • Losing_It
    Losing_It Posts: 3,271 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • dimplzz
    dimplzz Posts: 456 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • STACYESPARZA
    STACYESPARZA Posts: 308 Member
    That is funny!!!

    Being blonde I get lots of these in my email...lol
    This one I haven't heard before.

    Thanks for sharing:happy:
  • SHBoss1673
    SHBoss1673 Posts: 7,161 Member
    good one!
  • ma9321
    ma9321 Posts: 227 Member
    lol.... Thanks for the laugh!!! I really needed it today!
  • Marla64
    Marla64 Posts: 23,120 Member
    :laugh: :angry: :angry:

    Anna-- I saw the name of the thread and knew it was you--

    This is sooo not funny.:wink::wink:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    :laugh: :angry: :angry:

    Anna-- I saw the name of the thread and knew it was you--

    This is sooo not funny.:wink::wink:

    :bigsmile:
  • amycakes812
    amycakes812 Posts: 441
    I SO needed that laugh tonight! Thank you.
  • JDHINAZ
    JDHINAZ Posts: 641 Member
    So.....where was first class going???
  • JDHINAZ
    JDHINAZ Posts: 641 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • molsongirl
    molsongirl Posts: 1,373 Member
    So.....where was first class going???

    OMG, that was funnier then the joke!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    So.....where was first class going???

    Well played! :laugh:
  • Marla64
    Marla64 Posts: 23,120 Member
    I'm reporting you all for discriminating against blondes.

    MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:angry::angry: :angry: :angry:
  • Anna_Banana
    Anna_Banana Posts: 2,939 Member
    I'm reporting you all for discriminating against blondes.

    MIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:angry::angry: :angry: :angry:

    Hey you can't report me. I was blonde as a kid:bigsmile:
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