Shortcuts, Shysters and Shenanigans

CaptainGordo
CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
edited October 2024 in Food and Nutrition
New Year's Eve, around 1am. The festivities had died down and most of the celebrants had left. Talk turned to health, and stories began about a woman on the other side of the county that can diagnose all of your ills by looking at your eyeballs. There were claims about people being yellow and jaundiced being cured by said woman and her herbal remedies.

Then, the box appeared. Yep, you guessed it: an herbal cleanse/detox.

(sigh)

As many of us begin or renew our fitness-related resolutions, do not fall for the shortcuts, shysters and shenanigans that will be marketed to you here or elsewhere.

Track your eating and exercise, build supportive friendships, and learn the facts. Don't fall for the many myths perpetuated, many of which are only designed to make your wallet lighter.

Do yourself a favor and bookmark this: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/groups/home/457-unofficial-mfp-faq

There, you will find gems, like these...

The simple secret to weight loss: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390143-calories-in-vs-calories-out

Set realistic expectations: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390214-expectations-during-weight-loss

You will experience fluctuations: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390212-weight-fluctuations-why-do-they-happen

You don't need a "cleanse": http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390150-should-i-do-this-cleanse

Find advice from real docs, not Dr. Oz: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/402632-i-heard-dr-oz-recommend

In most cases, how many meals you eat a day is of no import: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/397321-should-i-eat-lots-of-smaller-meals

You won't turn into a fat gremlin if you eat after 6pm: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390149-should-i-eat-at-night

You don't have to starve yourself to lose weight: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390151-should-i-do-the-hcg-diet

Pine Cone Bird Feeders are easy and fun to make: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/409529-pine-cone-bird-feeder

Replies

  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Thank you so much for sharing this information!!!
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
    youre awesome.
  • Lizzy_Sunflower
    Lizzy_Sunflower Posts: 1,510 Member
    I would like to cross post this in the "introduce yourself" AND diet and exercise forums!

    :drinker:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    You are wonderful. This is a very helpful post.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    bump ;)
  • TrophyWifeSass
    TrophyWifeSass Posts: 490 Member
    Hahahahahahaha! Thanks Oh Wise One! You are so right, thanks:smile:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I would like to cross post this in the "introduce yourself" AND diet and exercise forums!

    :drinker:
    Yeah. It started in one direction in my head, and ended up in another.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I like it.

    Also, PCBFs are lovely.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    You are the man EEG.
  • adjones5
    adjones5 Posts: 938 Member
    :D
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I MUST tell this story... A few days ago an extended weight loss commercial came on TV (HCG or some other thing). My FIVE YEAR OLD SON says to me, "Mom, Do you need that?"

    I laughed and said, "Are you calling me fat, boy child??"

    He said, "Well, your butt's fat." He smacked it and ran away giggling.

    My word, I love that child *LOL*
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    I'm so glad you're back and spreading the gospel!
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    Preach it, EEG.
  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
    I MUST tell this story... A few days ago an extended weight loss commercial came on TV (HCG or some other thing). My FIVE YEAR OLD SON says to me, "Mom, Do you need that?"

    I laughed and said, "Are you calling me fat, boy child??"

    He said, "Well, your butt's fat." He smacked it and ran away giggling.

    My word, I love that child *LOL*

    LMAO that made my morning
  • tishsmith101
    tishsmith101 Posts: 1,779 Member
    bump

    Thanks for the links :)
  • mandemonious
    mandemonious Posts: 217 Member
    bump

    Thanks :drinker:
  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,167 Member
    Love this thread.

    I have never watched Dr. Oz but have always been a little leary of him based on the things I have "heard" he suggested. I had no idea how bad it really was until I saw your link.

    Oh and thanks for the pinecone link. Now I know what to do with the large stash we found under the hood of our truck last week.
  • TerraGirl17
    TerraGirl17 Posts: 275 Member
    bump
  • Purpleflipflops
    Purpleflipflops Posts: 563 Member
    Oh, EEG, you have a way with words (And bird feeders)
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Oh, EEG, you have a way with words (And bird feeders)
    Wish I could take credit for the bird feeder.
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