Shortcuts, Shysters and Shenanigans

CaptainGordo
Posts: 4,437 Member
New Year's Eve, around 1am. The festivities had died down and most of the celebrants had left. Talk turned to health, and stories began about a woman on the other side of the county that can diagnose all of your ills by looking at your eyeballs. There were claims about people being yellow and jaundiced being cured by said woman and her herbal remedies.
Then, the box appeared. Yep, you guessed it: an herbal cleanse/detox.
(sigh)
As many of us begin or renew our fitness-related resolutions, do not fall for the shortcuts, shysters and shenanigans that will be marketed to you here or elsewhere.
Track your eating and exercise, build supportive friendships, and learn the facts. Don't fall for the many myths perpetuated, many of which are only designed to make your wallet lighter.
Do yourself a favor and bookmark this: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/groups/home/457-unofficial-mfp-faq
There, you will find gems, like these...
The simple secret to weight loss: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390143-calories-in-vs-calories-out
Set realistic expectations: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390214-expectations-during-weight-loss
You will experience fluctuations: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390212-weight-fluctuations-why-do-they-happen
You don't need a "cleanse": http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390150-should-i-do-this-cleanse
Find advice from real docs, not Dr. Oz: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/402632-i-heard-dr-oz-recommend
In most cases, how many meals you eat a day is of no import: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/397321-should-i-eat-lots-of-smaller-meals
You won't turn into a fat gremlin if you eat after 6pm: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390149-should-i-eat-at-night
You don't have to starve yourself to lose weight: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390151-should-i-do-the-hcg-diet
Pine Cone Bird Feeders are easy and fun to make: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/409529-pine-cone-bird-feeder
Then, the box appeared. Yep, you guessed it: an herbal cleanse/detox.
(sigh)
As many of us begin or renew our fitness-related resolutions, do not fall for the shortcuts, shysters and shenanigans that will be marketed to you here or elsewhere.
Track your eating and exercise, build supportive friendships, and learn the facts. Don't fall for the many myths perpetuated, many of which are only designed to make your wallet lighter.
Do yourself a favor and bookmark this: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/groups/home/457-unofficial-mfp-faq
There, you will find gems, like these...
The simple secret to weight loss: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390143-calories-in-vs-calories-out
Set realistic expectations: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390214-expectations-during-weight-loss
You will experience fluctuations: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390212-weight-fluctuations-why-do-they-happen
You don't need a "cleanse": http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390150-should-i-do-this-cleanse
Find advice from real docs, not Dr. Oz: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/402632-i-heard-dr-oz-recommend
In most cases, how many meals you eat a day is of no import: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/397321-should-i-eat-lots-of-smaller-meals
You won't turn into a fat gremlin if you eat after 6pm: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390149-should-i-eat-at-night
You don't have to starve yourself to lose weight: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/390151-should-i-do-the-hcg-diet
Pine Cone Bird Feeders are easy and fun to make: http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/409529-pine-cone-bird-feeder
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Thank you so much for sharing this information!!!0
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youre awesome.0
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I would like to cross post this in the "introduce yourself" AND diet and exercise forums!
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You are wonderful. This is a very helpful post.0
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Hahahahahahaha! Thanks Oh Wise One! You are so right, thanks0
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I would like to cross post this in the "introduce yourself" AND diet and exercise forums!
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I like it.
Also, PCBFs are lovely.0 -
You are the man EEG.0
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I MUST tell this story... A few days ago an extended weight loss commercial came on TV (HCG or some other thing). My FIVE YEAR OLD SON says to me, "Mom, Do you need that?"
I laughed and said, "Are you calling me fat, boy child??"
He said, "Well, your butt's fat." He smacked it and ran away giggling.
My word, I love that child *LOL*0 -
I'm so glad you're back and spreading the gospel!0
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Preach it, EEG.0
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I MUST tell this story... A few days ago an extended weight loss commercial came on TV (HCG or some other thing). My FIVE YEAR OLD SON says to me, "Mom, Do you need that?"
I laughed and said, "Are you calling me fat, boy child??"
He said, "Well, your butt's fat." He smacked it and ran away giggling.
My word, I love that child *LOL*
LMAO that made my morning0 -
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Love this thread.
I have never watched Dr. Oz but have always been a little leary of him based on the things I have "heard" he suggested. I had no idea how bad it really was until I saw your link.
Oh and thanks for the pinecone link. Now I know what to do with the large stash we found under the hood of our truck last week.0 -
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Oh, EEG, you have a way with words (And bird feeders)0
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Oh, EEG, you have a way with words (And bird feeders)0
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