Punny Jokes to make the day go by....
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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "You got a drink named Murray?"0
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow...
Interrupting Cow MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO who?
courtesy of my 9 yo daughter!0 -
What do you call an overweight cat that just ate a mallard?
- A duck-filled fatty puss -0 -
Why did the blonde keep an empty milk carton in the fridge??
In case anyone wanted black coffee :laugh:
I don't get this one...I think I am thinking too hard about it..haha!0 -
Why did Nivea Creme?
Because Max Factor.Puns are not for kids. They are intended for groan readers.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I'm still groaning.
Folks these are so bad...they are good! :flowerforyou:0 -
You'd think the Air and Space museum would be a lot emptier than it is.
I was at the library and saw a book entitled 'Overcoming procrastination', "I'll read it later." I said as I put it back.0 -
"Seven days without a pun makes one weak."0
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Two guys walk into a bar
The third guy ducked
What do you call a dislexic atheist?
Someone who doesn't believe there is a dog.0 -
A priest, a rabbi, and a southern baptist minister walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"0 -
Props for the HP refrence!
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.0 -
Puns are not for kids. They are intended for groan readers.
LOL! A kid told me this one:
Teachers never die, they just lose (not loose!) their class.0 -
I think some people don't understand what a pun is... :laugh:0
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I think some people don't understand what a pun is... :laugh:
something more like this?
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.0 -
Gravity, it's always putting everyone down.0
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.0
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The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.0
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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.0
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I think some people don't understand what a pun is... :laugh:0
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One eye said to the other, “Just between you and me, there’s something that smells.”0
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When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.0
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